1rst ther wuz nothing butt then ther wer... AELINS! Jon Ossim wuz just a m@n like n e other but he was in a bunch of wars and stuff s0 he wanted 2 kill thingz and stuff... "Jon! We just got a message from the army space ship! In space! The aliens are attacking!" "I must fite teh aelins w/ mai weap0ns +++one! b 4 its 2 laet!" sed jon b4 john went he talkd to bae "But, Jon. You can't go! You can't leave me!" said her "I haz 2 behbeh i must fight teh aliens" "But Jon, I'm...pregnant!" jon thought the aelins but he was down "I haz 2 get up I must fight the aliens" said jon "No Jon! You are the alien!" adn th3n Jon wuz a alien! teh edn teh edn???

Okay, new post... So I was on this roller coaster with my friends and I dropped my Beta Code off the ride, once the ride ended I ran down to the fence that had all those warnings (who needs them!) so I jumped that one, because I need my code... And climbed the second fence to get to It right when the ride roared by and this lady punted my head clean off... She got my Code and boasted to all my friends that saw her and asked about her cast, that she punted some dumb kids head 60 yards :(

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!- say about me, you little -blam!-? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fu­cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!- tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!- dead, kiddo.

I'm going to tell my story of how I lost my Beta Code, so I was walking down this street in my town and this guy pulls me into the ally, I assumed He was from one of those Doritos commercials with the Bold taste things so when he said empty all your pockets and give me all your moneh (I was wearing cargo shorts like a boss) then he tried to stab me with his shiv, but remembering my hunter training I just double jumped out of they way, he chased me down the ally and he was able to keep up cause he was actually a warlock... Bum Bum Bum he chased me around and eventually melee'd me right when I was about to be brutally killed he dropped into a pile of cool ranch chips, those darn Doritos commercials