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Edited by The Lizardo: 7/8/2014 11:08:10 AM
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so theres this girl...

hi flood, lizardo here. i got another girl problem. so i met a girl on tinder and we hit it off pretty well, aside from the fact that she was underage. got a good BJ, i had sex with her with my penis, you know all that stuff. but i woke up at like 2am and she was passed out bleeding out her anus. i was pretty spooked and said outloud " uh-oh probably sex'd her too hard i doo that sometimes" while tilting my sunglasses down. needless to say, i called my cousin bobby and asked him what to do about it and he said 'well you should... call the -blam!-in cops or some shit' so i did and they came over and said it was likely a rough sex homicide. they fingered (LOL!) me as the prime suspect and i denied it up and down, saying i was drunk after having fourteen btotles of absinthe and it wasnt my responsibility. the cops bought it and left. so now i got this likely dead underage girl bleeding out her ass on my bed so flood what do i do?

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  • Edited by OweMeOne Kenobi: 7/8/2014 10:15:17 PM
    Its elementary my dear Lizardman. You sexed her dead, so all you need to do is sex her back to life. Just put your penis in her pooper. That should stop the bleeding. Just leave it in there until the bleeding stops. Then give her a bagel or something and she should be fine.

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