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Edited by The Lizardo: 7/8/2014 11:08:10 AM
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so theres this girl...

hi flood, lizardo here. i got another girl problem. so i met a girl on tinder and we hit it off pretty well, aside from the fact that she was underage. got a good BJ, i had sex with her with my penis, you know all that stuff. but i woke up at like 2am and she was passed out bleeding out her anus. i was pretty spooked and said outloud " uh-oh probably sex'd her too hard i doo that sometimes" while tilting my sunglasses down. needless to say, i called my cousin bobby and asked him what to do about it and he said 'well you should... call the -blam!-in cops or some shit' so i did and they came over and said it was likely a rough sex homicide. they fingered (LOL!) me as the prime suspect and i denied it up and down, saying i was drunk after having fourteen btotles of absinthe and it wasnt my responsibility. the cops bought it and left. so now i got this likely dead underage girl bleeding out her ass on my bed so flood what do i do?

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