Aloha, Guardians! It has been brought to my attention that Destiny is in dire need of a strong, reliable, charismatic leader to guide it's forsaken peeps to the light! Which is why I, Dandy, your hopeful president-to-be, have inserted my name into the preliminary ballot to become the 1st President in the 2014 Destiny Presidential Election!!! Now, the competition is stiff, I will not lie, but I believe that you all, mighty protectors of Humanity, will make the right choice! My name is Dandy, I make an honest living hunting rare aliens, and I know what it means to be an average joe, and I will fight for the Middle Class!!! Most important of all, I know what must be done to reclaim the lands lost to the Darkness. Milk, my fellows, milk is the key, and I will use it to unlock the secrets forgotten by time. Thank you all for your time, and remember to cast your vote! ~DPE 2014 Edit: Mooshroom*, the Cow God.