Earlier today I was working at Subway. So there I am working, and this creepy pedophile looking guy walks into line. He looks to be about 17. He starts staring at my Bungie shirt that had the hashtag #AlwaysBlameStosh. He starts smiling weirdly and looking at his crotch. I thought nothing of it, then this creeper came up and said, "Wanna -blam!-" I said, "Who is your favorite member of the flood?" He choked up, "BioSmiley." I slapped him because everyone knows John Cena posts the most quality, thought provoking content out of us all