Earlier today I was working at Subway. So there I am working, and this creepy pedophile looking guy walks into line. He looks to be about 17. He starts staring at my Bungie shirt that had the hashtag #AlwaysBlameStosh. He starts smiling weirdly and looking at his crotch. I thought nothing of it, then this creeper came up and said, "Wanna -blam!-" I said, "Who is your favorite member of the flood?" He choked up, "BioSmiley." I slapped him because everyone knows John Cena posts the most quality, thought provoking content out of us all
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THAT WAS YOU?!
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For those reading this, read the original first
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You can't be a pedo at 17.
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I would have slapped him for favoring Smiley too. That strike on the cheek was well deserved.
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You can be pedo at 17?
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This thread....I like it! :3
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The original: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=65723370
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