Wet with semen, not urine! >XD
Also what are airy nipples? Are they nipples with air injected into them? Cos, ya know, I don't think that that's safe... O__O
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1. Stop masturbating in bed, it'll stain 2. It means you're not wearing a shirt (or bra for women)
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What if a woman doesn't have a bra? Or nipples!!? I've foiled your evil and somewhat nefarious scheme!! 1. I like masturbating... well [i]EVERYWHERE[/i]... >:)
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Even on your grandma?
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That is correct. I cummed on her from behind and I had to quickly turn away before she saw me. She never saw the cum, because it went into the washing before she saw it! >:D
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I... I don't know how I feel about that...
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Nor do I know how to interpret that smiley face
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:) I am confusing you further down the rabbit hole of [i]LIFE[/i] and God in general... Why? Because, carrots...
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I've got the weirdest boner right now...
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I've always got a boner >:)
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Oh bby
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Edited by Batman: 6/9/2014 3:53:57 AM*pulls on collar* It's getting pretty steamy in here. We should open a window [spoiler]oh god what am I doing[/spoiler]
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The window is bolted shut, see? *Bolts windows shut with a... bolter?* We'll have to take all of our clothes off, bottoms first ;)
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* undoes utility belt* I'm not to sure about this...
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Yes you are ;)
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What have we created James? An erotica?
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No we have created. [i]NEUROTICA[/i] A fusion of neutorism and eroticism :)
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Edited by Batman: 6/9/2014 1:47:17 PMWhat's neutorism?
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It's a new type of eroticism for neurotic people :)
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And who are neurotic people?
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Neurotic is in the dictionary. I didn't make that one up! p:<
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Proof
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Oh, boy. That's what it means!! <XD
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Yes, yes it does.