Halo follower teams of with the Promethian Knight Marowak from CoD Ghost Dogs who is the XIII-2nd doctor and he uses the Master Chief Didact's Yin-Yang Warthog theorem to save her from the Patriarchiluminazi Templars and makes her a real boy. Aftterward they fund his pyramid scheme and he finally makes his crappy news network and it is as bad as IGN and Machinima combined. The end