[quote]Boss: Welcome to your deathbed. As a a welcoming present, we've prepared an army of defeat to cater to your humiliation. A few measly humans, the weakest animal in the universe, have no hope of defeating me and my legions! Me: Humans? Weak? We were born without wings, but we flew. Given no claws, we used the blade. We climbed the tallest mountain, built a wall across half a nation, and joined two oceans. It was us, with our so called weakness, who united a solar system. Humanity has become the Sparta of old, living and breathing adversity since the time of our birth. Boss: Hah! Your history means nothing to the present. My race came from so far away, your puny mind couldn't comprehend it. It's as impossible as you defeating me. Me: You don't get it, do you. We do the impossible.[/quote]

Holy crap

You are as epic as a skateboarding pug going through a ring of fire and then coming out the other side drinking a can of lemonade. Believe me my friend that is mother chuffing epic.

EPIC!!

Hahahahaha

Funny