Me: So tell me, was Marty actually a jerk or what?
John: He rubbed people the wrong way sometimes, but overall he was alright.
Me: What did you think of his music?
John: Can't say anything bad about it, because I love it. It's okay though, because his music will still be in the game.
Me: Have you seen the forums? Many are upset.
John: They don't understand the way this works. Marty was a pest, and he kept asking for money that Bungie couldn't give him. So they had to let him go.
Me: I see . I'm glad I know an inside man.
John. You know I'm not really a Bungie employee, right ?
Me: What?...
John: My name isn't even John, it's Jimothy. I am also not even real, I'm part of your imagination . You are literally typing these words for me.
Me: So it seems. Goodbye Jimothy.
Jimothy: So long, friend!
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Oh, I see.