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4/30/2014 1:52:46 AM
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Examples of real life trolling.
Last week I was getting ready to begin my shift in the ER by going to the hospital cafeteria for my morning [url=http://www.drinkwhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/New-Monster-Energy-Zero-Ultra-Drink.jpg]Monster[/url]. As I walked in I noticed a large display of gigantic tubs of Crisco on sale. The hospital has never sold Crisco, or other whole sale items before in the cafeteria.
Confused and curious, I asked the folks who work in the cafeteria what the deal was with the Crisco. The answer was amazing.
The director of the kitchen had asked for a raise, the guy had apparently got another job offer for more money somewhere else but wanted to stay with the hospital. He asked if the hospital would be willing to match that other offer. The hospital said no. The director of the kitchen had been with the hospital for a long time and was hurt by this.
As a bit of revenge he ordered a truck load of Crisco in the hospital's dime and quit. He didn't tell a soul about this little purchase. The hospital was clueless until it showed up. Now they are trying to offload the expense by selling the Crisco in the cafeteria.
lololol
Have any of you experienced any real life trolling to this degree or better?
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9 RepliesOne time a girl had a crush on me (not very attractive 3/10 at best) so my friends being assholes naturally told her that I had a crush on her. But instead of being normal and just saying the truth I decided to go to her house and act like I really did like her. Long, disgusting story short I was in her room without my shirt on and when she started to take her shirt off I said "Just kidding" and started laughing while running out of her room and house. I'm not sure if that's a troll or just being an asshole
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7 RepliesEdited by Sandtrap: 4/30/2014 2:48:32 PMI was beside my brother in law when he got pulled over by a Saskatchewan officer. Suddenly, he started speaking in French. Now, in Canada, every police officer needs to know how to speak french, but in Saskatchewan, French speaking people are pretty rare. So this poor officer was struggling to keep up with his own rusty as hell french, and eventually had to go back to his car to get a little handbook of english to french and vice versa. When he asked me why he was speaking french, I said it was his native language, and I didn't see him very often, I was just along for the ride this one time. I knew about as much french as the officer did but his wife knew more. But she wasn't there. So we went through the various reasons of why the officer pulled us over, while my brother in law was speaking constant french to the officer who had to check his little hand book over and over again, and when we were done and the officer was satisfied, my brother in law waved to him, and in the thickest possible french english accent, he said good-bye in english. The thing about my brother in law is, he knows perfect english.
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12 RepliesEdited by Fallen Hero: 4/30/2014 5:05:33 PMOne time a cop called and I answered "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?". He laughed and said green like money and I called him a greedy bastard and hung up on his ass. He was trying to sell me police bumper stickers for a fundraiser. Also led on a great ruse with verizon customer service before canceling their service. When they asked to record me I said yeah and I'm gonna record you too and it lead to a 20 minute heated debate between a representative, her manager, and me about the legality of me recording the call too and ended with me shouting liar liar pants on fire and the manager calling me a child and hanging up.
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I was in walmart and walked up to a random employee and told him there was a code 3 in housewares. The conversation went a little like this. [spoiler]"Hey man, there is a Code 3 in housewares, just thought I'd let you know." "A code 3?" "Yeah, a code 3."[/spoiler]He walked off to tell other employees about the code 3 and I hid around a corner to watch. He came back about minute later with his head on a swivel looking for me. I texted a friend who works there a few days later to find out what a code 3 is. [spoiler]There's no such thing as a code 3.[/spoiler]
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I saw a guy eating a Tbone Steak with his pet cat and do beside him infront of the Local PETA meeting place.
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too funny
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1 ReplyThis guy is THE real life troll.
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2 RepliesWhen i go to get a tattoo, me and my artist proceed to make groaning sound like we are engaged in anal sex to scare off new customers. People have asked if someone is actually having sex in the back.
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1 ReplyBring a doorbell to a dog park.
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In my history class in high school, I convinced a girl that the Russians used a dog for their first rocket ship test because they could breathe in space. The whole class burst out in laughter when the girl asked the teacher if it was really true. :)
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6 RepliesI managed to convince on of my friends that something bad was gunna happen to him the next week. Then to make it all the better I split up the close friends of his into two groups. This caused, through well seeded rumors, to get the two sides to a use the other of planning something and cause a mini two week "war of the john" between them. Best part is that everyone forgot about my involvement and I became an "innocent bystander"...
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Oh yeah... You're a medical doctor.
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my whole life is a troll both me and the things that happen to me
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Edited by the one and only: 8/1/2014 6:46:02 AMAnytime people left things unsecured, they get -blam!-ed with. Toolboxes left unlocked? Everything comes, out of the slots, goes in the top space and the box is carefully turned upside down. Leave your work gloves lying around all the time? Fingers get filled with gun lube. So many more shenanigans....
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Didn't Hitler troll the Jews by doing something, making himself laugh and causing people to get angry? I still hate him though.
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2 RepliesWho bumped this ancient thread?
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NASA found my sides in orbit about a ten minutes ago
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1 ReplyReleasing watch dogs
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Hail remi Gailard the grand master of real life trolls.... (Praising intensifies)
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That hospital is mean
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One of my coworkers at my last job filled up a tiny plastic bag with chocolate sauce, walked up to the manager working, and slapped him in the face with it for absolutely no reason at all. Didn't even get in trouble.
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I completely forgot you were an actual doctor...
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I feel like that could easily come back to bite him the ass. I'm assuming his last paycheck wasn't sent out yet and could easily be deducted from there.
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In my yr 8 science classroom there were lots of little cupboards you could hide in. One day teacher left room to go grab something and everyone hid in the cupboards. When the teacher came back they freaked wondering where we had gone.
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1 ReplyI saw two guys making out at a Westboro Baptist Church protest back in 2009.
