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Edited by Everybody: 4/14/2014 10:05:02 PMDidn't vote for you.
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How could you have? That poll is more than twice as old as your account.
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I'm sorry the joke was bad and I feel bad for it.
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It's okay. *BumHug* Wait, you don't have any change in your pockets. Never mind.
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Poorly.
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Yes, I'm poor, I get it. I donate 95% of my salary to the Homeless Albino Cats with Hepatitis Q Foundation run by that guy down the street. DO YOU?
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Death, you do know that we can make money are Guardians, right?
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…. [spoiler]I'm still the Official Democratically Voted in for Life City Bum. *CommencesBabblingAboutFootballScores*[/spoiler]
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...this is why we don't have nice things.
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Edited by DE4THINC4RN4TE: 4/14/2014 9:50:14 PMWe don't have nice things because DeeJ refuses to give us any funding. I have to lead an entire bum network of over 3500 bums, 400 shopping carts, and a human bum-tipede on a budget of 37 cents and a can of tomato soup. THAT IS NOT IDEAL.
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...that's incredibly disgusting. Maybe this is why he doesn't pay you.
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He refuses to pay me because I'm "asking too much" and "being weird" and "not allowed to kick in his master bathroom's door". It's all some political conspiracy.
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Re: The gif you used.
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Edited by DE4THINC4RN4TE: 4/14/2014 10:02:00 PM… Why? What did I say?
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Nothing, Death. Just...nothing.
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… So do you have any change?
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We don't use change anymore, we use Glimmer. But here, have two.
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Sweet, thanks. Can I have some more? I have two kids and the albino cats with Hepatitis Q are counting on me for litter-money.
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No, you don't. Your room in the Tower is a floor below mine.
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HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN THERE?! [spoiler]Not counting the times you were unconscious.[/spoiler] It's like a pillbox filled with diseased felines.
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What? That's not the Tower, that was Hellmouth. Wow, that must have been quite the concussion.
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To be fair those felines were 6' tall and pissed off. I just assumed they were diseased cats.