It doesn't look completely terrible against the green, though. What strikes me more is how ridiculously long and narrow that porch is.
English
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It seems like a pretty normal porch to me.
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Hmm. Must be regional differences in architecture.
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Definitely.
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They don't even exist really here in britain
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What? I had a porch when I lived in England! You must be thinking of porpoises. It's porpoises that aren't that common in Britain. Because... they're marine animals.
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That makes no sense. We have many porpoises. But lucky you if you had a porch
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Oh, yeah? Have you ever [i]seen[/i] a porpoise? Because I, for one, have not. Wait, no, I think I did once. Carry on.
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You are such a fun guy. Can I call you mushroom?