I hate to say it, but I need some help. For the majority of my 19 years that I've walked this Earth, I've never had a grill to call my own, until last week. I eyed this certain grill for a long time, and was mesmerized by its sweet body and strong, sturdy legs. However, this is where my problem lies.
I don't know how to, you know...[i]light a grill's fire.[/i] I've never really gone so far as to place my own wood in a grill, but rather I would watch my friends do it. It doesn't look too hard, but I fear that my grill wouldn't be as accepting of my wood as my friends are. There's also a rumor going around that my grill really loves it when people lay meat on her hot, steamy rack, but I'm too scared to even attempt that.
I need halp :c
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Kill it
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You watch your friends put their wood in their grills? Did I read that right?
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Also lol at how good an analogy grills are for girls, it's weird.
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If this is a thread about sex tips and not actual grills I can help you out mate, send me a PM what I say might be too explicit for the publics idk.
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Just tenderize and you'll be golden!
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I would recommend a grill brush. You don't want grease from someone else's meat on her rack when you decide to put [i]your[/i] meat on.
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I hate grills and grill accessories -blam!- em all
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What kind of meat are you working with here? Bratwurst, Knoblouch, maybe some tongue.
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I believe George Foreman can help you with that.
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What kind of barbecue uses wood!?
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I really can't tell if this is serious or not
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Stick it in her propane tube.
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What the -blam!- am I reading
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First use some grill cleaner to put it in a relaxed mood, then see if it's in the mood for a little cookout after that.
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Use charcoal, and oil, massage it in.
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You watch your friends do it? Perhaps you should film them next time -- you know, to better your technique
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Is it a hot grill?
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Kill it.
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Charcoal > propane
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TRY LOTS OF NAPALM. IT GETS REALLY HOT.
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Call Hank Hill. He'll know what to do.
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My grill has a lot of gas so I tend to just quickly light my fire and skip sticking my wood in the slot. All I need to do is lay my meat on her rack and I instantly spread on my special homemade sauce...
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Charcoal. Lighter fluid. Let the lighter fluid soak into the charcoal for a while then light it... Easy.
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TRY GETTING MARRIED. SURE FIRE WAY TO TURN ON A GRILL.
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Show that grill ur bootay
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Edited by Gatsby: 4/7/2014 9:29:57 PMAre you asking us on how to turn a girl on?