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Edited by Explodingpiglets: 3/25/2014 2:21:45 AM
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The PAX disaster 19: Camnator in jail.

(if you want to be added to the notification list, let me know. ) Camnator wasn't aware until he had blacked out until he started drifting back into consciousness. His eyes were closed but he could still feel Jane's body against his. His head was still nestled between her robust bosom. He reached up to put his arms around those glorious alien mammaries and gave them a nice big squeeze. Immediately Camnator knew something was wrong because they were way too soft, he should not have been able to squeeze them so easily. In fact, as he gained more consciousness and became more aware of his surroundings, her body didn't feel right either. Camnator opened his eyes and raised his head. He wasn't nestled in Jane's majestic tits, it was nestled in a pillow, he was on a bed. Camnator rolled on his back and saw that he was on the bottom bunk in a jail. "What the hell?" he said. He sat up and immediately felt a throbbing in his skull. He reached up and discovered a bandage had been wrapped around his head. Footsteps echoed along the hallway, they got louder and louder until a police officer stopped in front of the cell and unlocked it. "Hey, where the hell am I?" Camnator demanded. "You are in the King Country Detention center." the officer answered. "Are you going to be cooperative this time?" Camnator's head started to pound. "Why am I in here?" he asked, "and where is Jane?" "There is no Jane. You were found to be in illegal possession of LSD and under it's influence." The police officer answered. "Come, put your hands behind your back and turn around." "This is bullshit, I don't do LSD." Camnator said. "I will NOT ask you again. Turn around right now and PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!" the officer shouted. "Fine." Camnator felt cuffs clasp around his wrists then he was roughly escorted down the hallway. "Dude, there is no reason to shove me. I am cooperating." he said. Apparently this was the wrong thing to say because the officer slammed him against the wall. "I WILL NOT WARN YOU AGAIN." he spat and got out his baton and whacked Camnator across the back. Camnator uttered a profanity then said "OK STOP! I will be cooperative." Camnator never ran across the law, but this cop confirmed what he always believed: all cops are power hungry assholes. The officer lead him into an empty room with a metal table that had 2 chairs in it. Camnator had seen this kind of room in movies before, where an investigator would always interrogate suspects for information. Sure enough, the officer sat camnator on one of the chairs, then he took a seat on the other side. "Officer, what is your name?" Camnator asked rather politely. "I am the one who will ask the questions." the officer spat. Camnator scoffed, but said no more. This guy was clearly incompetent at his job and at life, so Camnator let him live his fantasy. But he will not let this pig lie about his crime. "I do not confess to possessing any LSD. You have no proof other than your deranged sad little mind." But he began to have doubts, how else would that explain him being in Jane's tits one moments, and in a jail cell the next? The officer got up walked over to Camnator and threw him to the ground. "GET OFF OF ME!" Camnator shouted. The officer snarled "Illegal possession of LSD, destruction of public property, evasion and resisting arrest, and 2 accounts of involuntary manslaughter! You are in a HELL of a lot of trouble!" "The only one in trouble here is yourself. You are a coward who won't give me your own name because you don't want me to report you for violating my rights." Camnator spat. The officer came over and picked Camnator up, then threw him face first against the wall. Stars took over his vision and he felt a sharp hot pain in his lips. When his vision began to clear, he saw his own blood on the concrete floor. He felt the officer pick him up by the scruff of the neck and slam him back down onto the chair again, then he picked up a TV remote and pressed play. A feed started on a nearby monitor. "This is footage we've gathered from nearby security cameras." he explained. Camnator saw himself running down a hallway filled with people, the same one he used when he fled from the falling porches. But this hallway had no porches. Instead it had people giving him confused looks as he ran down screaming and went into the men's room. The video fast fowarded, then showed him run out of the men's room wielding a toilet lid like a sword, followed by Verbatim and a teenager he didn'te recognize. The teenager's namebadge said Vien. "Wait, Vien was really tall..." Camnator muttered. "Keep watching." the officer demanded. He did as he was told and watched as various security feeds showed the trio running around the PAX convention acting like lunatics. "Your friends were also under the influence of your LSD." the officer explained. "Did you give it to them or did you sneak it into their food? Did you think it was funny?" "I did no such thing" Camnator said defiantly. He was very distraught. He didn't do LSD, he abhorred the idea. But he could not deny what the videos showed. The video feed showed angles taken from multiple security cameras in various places, a greenhouse where Camnator started talking to the plants and Verbatim shoved a stick up his ass only to pull it back out, and Vien was flailing his arms around. Another feed showed them hopping onto a bus then running up and down the aisle with their arms extended, as if they were human airplanes. Some of the passengers were hit in the face multiple times until they grabbed held of the 3 boys. Apparently somebody, probably the bus driver, called the police because when the bus stopped, 5 officers came onto the bus and threw Vien, Camnator, and Verbatim to the ground. Camnator watched as an officer cracked him in the back of the head with his baton. Another took out his gun and shot Vien and Verbatim in the head. Camnator's jaw dropped. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU SHOOT THEM?!?" he shouted, his whole body began to tremble with rage. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=64142957&path=1]next part[/url]

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