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Edited by Explodingpiglets: 3/25/2014 2:21:45 AM
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The PAX disaster 19: Camnator in jail.

(if you want to be added to the notification list, let me know. ) Camnator wasn't aware until he had blacked out until he started drifting back into consciousness. His eyes were closed but he could still feel Jane's body against his. His head was still nestled between her robust bosom. He reached up to put his arms around those glorious alien mammaries and gave them a nice big squeeze. Immediately Camnator knew something was wrong because they were way too soft, he should not have been able to squeeze them so easily. In fact, as he gained more consciousness and became more aware of his surroundings, her body didn't feel right either. Camnator opened his eyes and raised his head. He wasn't nestled in Jane's majestic tits, it was nestled in a pillow, he was on a bed. Camnator rolled on his back and saw that he was on the bottom bunk in a jail. "What the hell?" he said. He sat up and immediately felt a throbbing in his skull. He reached up and discovered a bandage had been wrapped around his head. Footsteps echoed along the hallway, they got louder and louder until a police officer stopped in front of the cell and unlocked it. "Hey, where the hell am I?" Camnator demanded. "You are in the King Country Detention center." the officer answered. "Are you going to be cooperative this time?" Camnator's head started to pound. "Why am I in here?" he asked, "and where is Jane?" "There is no Jane. You were found to be in illegal possession of LSD and under it's influence." The police officer answered. "Come, put your hands behind your back and turn around." "This is bullshit, I don't do LSD." Camnator said. "I will NOT ask you again. Turn around right now and PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!" the officer shouted. "Fine." Camnator felt cuffs clasp around his wrists then he was roughly escorted down the hallway. "Dude, there is no reason to shove me. I am cooperating." he said. Apparently this was the wrong thing to say because the officer slammed him against the wall. "I WILL NOT WARN YOU AGAIN." he spat and got out his baton and whacked Camnator across the back. Camnator uttered a profanity then said "OK STOP! I will be cooperative." Camnator never ran across the law, but this cop confirmed what he always believed: all cops are power hungry assholes. The officer lead him into an empty room with a metal table that had 2 chairs in it. Camnator had seen this kind of room in movies before, where an investigator would always interrogate suspects for information. Sure enough, the officer sat camnator on one of the chairs, then he took a seat on the other side. "Officer, what is your name?" Camnator asked rather politely. "I am the one who will ask the questions." the officer spat. Camnator scoffed, but said no more. This guy was clearly incompetent at his job and at life, so Camnator let him live his fantasy. But he will not let this pig lie about his crime. "I do not confess to possessing any LSD. You have no proof other than your deranged sad little mind." But he began to have doubts, how else would that explain him being in Jane's tits one moments, and in a jail cell the next? The officer got up walked over to Camnator and threw him to the ground. "GET OFF OF ME!" Camnator shouted. The officer snarled "Illegal possession of LSD, destruction of public property, evasion and resisting arrest, and 2 accounts of involuntary manslaughter! You are in a HELL of a lot of trouble!" "The only one in trouble here is yourself. You are a coward who won't give me your own name because you don't want me to report you for violating my rights." Camnator spat. The officer came over and picked Camnator up, then threw him face first against the wall. Stars took over his vision and he felt a sharp hot pain in his lips. When his vision began to clear, he saw his own blood on the concrete floor. He felt the officer pick him up by the scruff of the neck and slam him back down onto the chair again, then he picked up a TV remote and pressed play. A feed started on a nearby monitor. "This is footage we've gathered from nearby security cameras." he explained. Camnator saw himself running down a hallway filled with people, the same one he used when he fled from the falling porches. But this hallway had no porches. Instead it had people giving him confused looks as he ran down screaming and went into the men's room. The video fast fowarded, then showed him run out of the men's room wielding a toilet lid like a sword, followed by Verbatim and a teenager he didn'te recognize. The teenager's namebadge said Vien. "Wait, Vien was really tall..." Camnator muttered. "Keep watching." the officer demanded. He did as he was told and watched as various security feeds showed the trio running around the PAX convention acting like lunatics. "Your friends were also under the influence of your LSD." the officer explained. "Did you give it to them or did you sneak it into their food? Did you think it was funny?" "I did no such thing" Camnator said defiantly. He was very distraught. He didn't do LSD, he abhorred the idea. But he could not deny what the videos showed. The video feed showed angles taken from multiple security cameras in various places, a greenhouse where Camnator started talking to the plants and Verbatim shoved a stick up his ass only to pull it back out, and Vien was flailing his arms around. Another feed showed them hopping onto a bus then running up and down the aisle with their arms extended, as if they were human airplanes. Some of the passengers were hit in the face multiple times until they grabbed held of the 3 boys. Apparently somebody, probably the bus driver, called the police because when the bus stopped, 5 officers came onto the bus and threw Vien, Camnator, and Verbatim to the ground. Camnator watched as an officer cracked him in the back of the head with his baton. Another took out his gun and shot Vien and Verbatim in the head. Camnator's jaw dropped. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU SHOOT THEM?!?" he shouted, his whole body began to tremble with rage. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=64142957&path=1]next part[/url]

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  • Edited by Explodingpiglets: 3/29/2014 5:29:59 PM

    Started a new topic: The PAX disaster 20: Cowpie(25 Replies))

  • Edited by Hunter: 3/27/2014 2:06:55 PM
    What the hell?! That last part took me off guard!

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    • Edited by Explodingpiglets: 3/25/2014 2:26:19 AM
      "You've already assaulted several passengers, so you posed a danger to us. You are being charged with the deaths of those two boys." The Officer explained. Camnator had never been so angry in his life, it was sickening. This could not possibly be happening, he couldn't even think straight. "YOU ARE A COWARDLY PIECE OF SHIT WHO PROBABLY GETS OFF BY STOMPING ON KITTENS AND EATING DONUTS IN YOUR FREE TIME!" he spat. "YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION FOR PEOPLE TO USE BIRTH CONTROL!" The officer took out a taser and shot two electrified bolts onto Camnator's chest. He locked up and fell over on the ground as current surged through his body. "DO YOU WANT TO BE TASED AGAIN?!?" the officer shouted. "Ho-how do y-you even consider yourself human?!?" Camnator wheezed. Another surge of current wracked his body, he felt his muscles trying to rip themselves apart, the pain in his head pierced his skull. Camnator tried to scream, but his lungs wouldn't work. When the current finally stopped, the officer said "CONFESS YOUR CRIME OR I WILL TASE YOU AGAIN!" "go get crushed by a cement truck you incompetent cowardly waste of my money!" Camnator retorted. The current ravaged his body yet again. His muscles felt like they were about to tear his flesh apart, he just wanted it to end, but he did not give in. "YOU ARE DOING THIS TO YOURSELF!" the officer shouted, but a tear trickled down his face. Just then an energy sword pierced through the wall of the interrogation room. Like an bubble being shattered, the illusion began to dissolve and fall apart. Starting from the point that the sword pierced, the interrogation room fell away like smoke, revealing Jane at first, then revealing a large wooded forest. The remnants of the interrogation room evaporated into nothingness. "No...." the officer cried. "NOOO!!!!" He got out another taser and fired two bolts at Jane, but she caught them with her wrists and threw them right back at him, piercing his face. He seized up and fell to the ground. She picked Camnator up and stood him on his feet. "Kyahahahahahahaha!!! Well done..." a raspy voice said. Jane and Camnator whirled around and came face to face with Scarecrow. She sliced through the air but Scarecrow disappeared and reappeared after the Officer, who was beginning to get back up on his feet. "Pl-please.....I t-tried my b-best...." he pleaded with scarecrow. "The best was not good enough! He wasn't even afraid of you! He looked upon you with contempt and pity! For somebody who calls themselves Officer Nasty, I certainly expected a better performance from you." Scarecrow said. "But it's not who I am...I'm a writer....I'm not cruel...." Officer Nasty wept. "That's too bad, why don't you write a story about how you were forced to confront your worse fears?" Scarecrow asked as he raised his syringe fingers to Officer Nasty's neck. "N-noooo please please don't NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and he vanished as soon as the needle sunk into his skin. Scarecrow turned to Jane and Camnator and said "You've passed my experiment, so run along now. I've got plenty of subjects to observe." after which he disappeared in a fit of laughter. Jane switched off her sword and stuck it back into her belt. "Hey, thanks." Camnator said. "I apologize for being late. It took me time to find the illusion's weakness." she said. "Don't worry about it." Camnator told her. "I saw everything that happened in there. I am genuinely impressed that you didn't give in and confess to him. That was very brave." she said, looking down at him with new found respect. "Yeah well, if I like to impress hot aliens." Camnator blurted out. Immediately he cringed, expecting her to act with disgust. But instead, Jane smiled. Or at least he thought she smiled, it's hard to tell when a woman has mandibles instead of a mouth. "Here is your stuff. Come, we must find the others." She said, handing him his backpack. He took out a bubbler and gave it a light, took a puff to clear his mind and relieve his pain and followed Jane's booty. (to be continued)

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      • ._.

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        Plotwist! :o

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        • Please add me. Is there any way you could link the previous episodes too because I missed them. Maybe PM the links to me? Thanks.

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          • GLORIOUS

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            • Wut?

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              • Could you give me the link to chapter 18 please?

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                • Camnator fan lore, this is great' hopefully we can summon him with this

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                  • haha it was only a matter of time until camnator got his rights infringed on by jackbooted police thugs, and who better than officer nasty

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                    • Booty

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                      • Nasty had it comin' to 'em .

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                        • Wow... you made me scared for Camnator. I certainly didn't think that could happen.

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                          • Needs more gentleman marx, but then, I haven't read the first eighteen chapters.

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                            • That actually had me scared for a moment! *Sips Maple Syrup*

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                              • What a twist!

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                                • Camnator on LSD and Vien and Verbatim are victims of police brutality? 10/10, would lol again.

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                                  • 10/10

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                                  • >Camnator in jail. >Being beaten up by a cop. *Joy and excitement* >This is a work of fiction *Sadness and despair*

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                                    • Interesting. Characters are developing nicely. I like Camnator's development as a a character throughout the story. As always, good job!

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                                      • Not sure if filler or character development.

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                                        • I am 12 years of age and what is this

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                                        • Bump

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                                        • At first I thought you were going for the actual end and was really confused because you're a much better writer than to cut it off especially after you previewed COWPIE in the last one, nice.

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                                          • Edited by Porch Lord: 3/25/2014 2:51:36 AM
                                            Whoa. That was nasty. [i]Officer nasty.[/i]

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