Howdy partners, today I am tasked with interviewing one of our "not so admin" admins, Jim The Admin. Enjoy! Hello there, Jim! [quote]What?[/quote] You have been randomly selected as my next subject to be interviewed! Anything you say can and will be used against you in the forums! [quote]Sweetness. Fire away.[/quote] Describe a day in the life of an admin [quote]Well, I usually meet up with Vien to review his Sangheili Anatomy. Sometimes I ban users for shits and giggles. Oh, countless blowjobs, just non-stop. Um... what else? Oh yeah, all the hate mail. "Unbannded me pl0x. Would not do bad thing again, you cock jockey. Unbank pl0x3rs".[/quote] Interesting. How many people have you banned? [quote]Over 69,000. Maybe more. I am not sure. Ask your mom.[/quote] Alright, I'll make sure I ask her...wait a second, how long have you been having relations with my mother? [quote]About 19 years, slightly longer.[/quote] ...We're going to need a paternity test RIGHT NOW. Anyway, dad...next question. Who's your favorite mod on this site? [quote]Hm... I'm gonna have to go with Dazzlerobo... maybe Bobcast. I am not for sure but I hear Bobcast is really ugly, that's why he wears the mask. Dazzle on the other hand... absolutely gorgeous. Not to mention the bias in his posts, oh boy. It's nice to know the people we look to for unbiased and fair moderation are so bold in their very firm opinions.[/quote] Do you like to have hot moderator sex with Dazzle? [quote]I wish, that stubborn punk won't give it up for me. Some bullshit about saving himself for marriage.[/quote] What a jerk! When in your life did you decide to dedicate your time as an admin? [quote]Well... I'll let you in on a secret. You mustn't tell anyone, though.[/quote] I promise! [quote]I'm not a real admin. It's all make believe. That's all the time I have today, mang. I have to go hunt some Moosen. Toodles.[/quote] Thanks for your compliance, Mr. Admin! [quote]It was my pleasure, Officer. You can retrain me anytime.[/quote] Oh bby, I will, you can count on that ;)