Good afternoon (screw every other country where it isn't the afternoon), everyone. Today I am interviewing Smiggles, a prominent member here on the forums.
I'm glad you've agreed to this interview, Smiggles. Are you ready for me to ask you some questions?
[quote]It's no problem, Asty, I need a break from drawing anyway![/quote]
Okay, first question. What is your real name?
[quote]Smiggles![/quote]
No, not your username, your [b]real[/b] name.
[quote]Smiggles![/quote]
*sigh* Okay, I'm sure this question is in the back of everyone's minds. Are you a man or a woman?
[quote]I'm both![/quote]
So...you're a hermaphrodite?
[quote]No, silly! I choose whether I want to be a man or a woman![/quote]
...Sure. Who is the female in your pictures that you post?
[quote]That's me when I feel like being a female![/quote]
So when do you feel like being a large black man?
[quote]All the time. That's who I really am, everything else was a lie.[/quote]
So tell me, where'd you get the name "Smiggles?"
[quote]That was the name of my bitch in prison.[/quote]
Interesting. Last question, if you could have any member as your bitch, who would you choose?
[quote]Septy![/quote]
Okay, that concludes our interview! Thanks for your participation!
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Nasty wat r u doin, nasty stahp
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Funny interview lol [spoiler][b]I AM A GOD[/b][/spoiler]
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Booty
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How short and boring.
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So if I grow a vagina do I get an interview?
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We'll never know who Smiggles really is.
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DO I GET AN INTERVIEW?
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du me, bby [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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[quote] I choose whether I want to be a man or a woman![/quote]
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Edited by Recon Number 54: 3/14/2014 8:20:03 PM[quote]So tell me, where'd you get the name "Smiggles?" [quote]That was the name of my bitch in prison.[/quote] Interesting. Last question, if you could have any member as your bitch, who would you choose? [quote]Septy![/quote][/quote]
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There is appeal to this interview.
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I, The Goshdarn Batman wouldn't mind being interviewed.
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This is good. MOAR!
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I demand more.
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10/10 Would read again.
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More please
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These are most amusing.
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cringtastic [quote]if you could have any member as your bitch, who would you choose? [quote]Septy![/quote][/quote]wat
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what's a smiggles i only know of a smiggly
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AW Septy is his bitch in Prison! It all makes sense!
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Hey uh, Officer Nasty. Since everyone is asking [u]without[/u] manners, I hope this shall change your mind: Dear, Beloved Officer Nasty, may I please be in your next interview? -RQM
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Can I has next interview?
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Are you going to do more of these?
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Well that was awful.
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I feel enlightened. <3 smi