So once I was walking by a river. Two people were walking by on the other side of the river. There names were Crazy and Nobody. Nobody fell in the river. Crazy went to the police for help and said, " Hey, im Crazy. Nobody fell in the river! Help!"
Best joke ever! Cuz like da pulice wus all like confused and da pulice beat him up cuz he wuz crazy n stuff. It 's high-larious!
[b]#sarcasm[/b]
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Seriously.