I went back to this hot girl's apartment after hitting it off with her at a party and she seemed down to do the nasty, but alcohol messes with my bowels so I kinda had diarrhea in her bathroom, which from the look of her face she seemed to have heard in her bedroom. No sexy time was had but I slept in her bed so I guess that's an accomplishment. ITT: The last time your bowel movements ruined something awesome.