I went back to this hot girl's apartment after hitting it off with her at a party and she seemed down to do the nasty, but alcohol messes with my bowels so I kinda had diarrhea in her bathroom, which from the look of her face she seemed to have heard in her bedroom. No sexy time was had but I slept in her bed so I guess that's an accomplishment.
ITT: The last time your bowel movements ruined something awesome.
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My bowels hate it when I get new video games, even the ones I don't give a shit about and only picked up because they were $3 and I didn't want to leave the store empty handed.