As we all know, 343 Industries is a terrible company filled with unwashed idiots whose sole purpose is to destroy the Halo name. Even with this horrible company overseeing Halo, there is still one game that remains pure, and that is Halo 3.
Halo 3 was released in 2007, before 343 Industries was created and could get their filthy hands all over it. But what of the other Halo games, like CE and 2? Let me explain.
-Halo CE was released in 2011, developed by Sabre Interactive and 343 Industries in collaboration.
-Halo 2 is rumored to be in production, developed by 343 Industries.
-Halo 3 was released in 2007, made by Bungie. 343 Industries did not exist yet.
-Halo 3 ODST was released in 2009, developed by Bungie but 343 Industries existed during the development of the game, therefore it is disqualified.
-Halo Wars is irrelevant.
-Reach is not a Halo game.
-Halo 4 was released in 2012, and developed by 343 Industries.
Therefore, we can conclude that Halo 3 is the only true Halo game.
You're welcome.
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It's fun to see kids that never experienced LAN parties at a buddies house.
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I really don't like Halo 3, but this is obvious satire.
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[quote]As we all know, 343 Industries is a terrible company filled with unwashed idiots whose sole purpose is to destroy the Halo name. [/quote]
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I'm pretty sure Halo CE and Halo 2 came before Halo 3. 0/10 is obvious
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Trolling aside, it's also the worst Halo game.
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Edited by FairlySplendid: 2/12/2014 3:48:26 PMSo I recently paid a visit to Team Beyond's website. Here is [i]part[/i] of the list of [url=http://i.imgur.com/zluNA7T.jpg]"Demands"[/url] their forum has for Halo 5/343i: [quote]- Remove Sprint. - Remove Flinch. - We need In Game Ranks / League play. - We need Descoping. - NEED Spectator Mode. - No Loadouts. - Random Ordinance gone. - Armor Abilities gone or heavily overhauled so they are at least balanced. - AUTO FLAG PICKUP GONE. - Flag Juggling needs to return. - KoTH needs to be fixed. - Throwing the Oddball needs to go. - Join in progress GONE. - We need more Arena Maps. (Halo 4 had so many btb maps) [/quote] Does anyone else feel like the Competitive-Halo Community has become so "conservative" and "unbending" in their viewpoints that they are becoming an extremely [i]niche[/i] community? Basically, [i]IMO[/i], if you gave them a Halo game that was [i]exactly[/i] the way they wanted it, it would be so Halo-3-centric it would kill the franchise. Modern FPS gamers would hate it.
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Is every thread of yours like this?
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This is why I love the Halo community.
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Wouldn't Halo CE be the true halo game
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Without a doubt. I just [url=https://twitter.com/Mr_Admirals/status/433383015733936128]asked 343i[/url] if they could explain Bungie's artistic vision of the Flood being so easy and defying the laws of physics. Truly poetic.
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Top kek.
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Edited by ChaosMetalMarty: 2/13/2014 3:41:22 AMWarning: Fatal Error #0/10: TROLL.exe has stopped working. Please reinstall and try to run the program again.
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Sandow has spoken
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All halos are true halos and i think halo ce is the truest if any one is
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This is stupid. Halo Reach and Wars are halo games
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Bad, troll is bad.
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2/10 bad troll. Not amused.
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Welcome? However, Mr. Sandow, you neglect the fact that Father Hudson and Lord Walters work for 343, therefore giving them the edge in their integrity on all artistic matters.
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welcome? once again, your conclusions are absolutely indisputable. halo 3 is the only true halo game, as it is the halo game that had the "halo feel" the most. because of this feeling, the game is objectively the greatest video game of all time barring a few [i]extremely[/i] artistic peers.
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What's the point of trolling if you aren't even gonna try to be funny with it?
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lol wow you're good at trolling go back to the filthy place you came from.
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Edited by Boomdeyadah: 2/11/2014 11:36:55 PMWelcome? Well Mr. Snadow, you have made many irrefutable arguments around this subject. However I will need to correct you that Sabre Interactive, who was hired by 343 Industries, made CE. But you were still correct in some form. You're welcome.
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Edited by Falchion: 2/11/2014 11:35:45 PMLet me tell you a time when I said the exact same thing to The Lord of Admirals and he beat the shit out of me. He said this. [quote]You're so wrong. You're not a Halo fan. You're a Bungie fan. The stuff you're talking about sounds like you favor the [i]Bungie[/i] feel and not [i]Halo[/i] feel. As far as I can see, anyone who's worked on Halo deserves the same respect as Bungie.[/quote] And so after reading part of the Halo lore, I finally came to the conclusion that he was right. 343i is an amazing group.
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Truly. I particularity like the changes made to the characters of Miranda Keyes and The Prophet Of Truth. In addition to the changes made to the Gravemind.