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The PAX Disaster part 5: The Queen of Sapphire.

(this chapter will be in two parts. The second part will be marked as the answer when I post it. ) The Queen of Sapphire part 1/2. The noise and the excitement of the Penny Arcade Expo got to Verbatim. He hated crowds and he hated noise. He was incredibly lonely when all he did was live in his mother's basement and hate the world. Verbatim hoped that by coming to PAX, he would make new friends. But now he wish he had never come at all. People were screaming with excitement jostling into him and bumping into eachother. Verbatim tried to focus on the different booths, hoping something might catch his interest. He saw many banners and signs advertizing the big event scheduled to happen at PAX, including a special celebrity appearance by Sigourney Weaver to promote the new game of the Alien franchise: The End. Another banner advertized a new halo game: Halo xbox one 2. Verbatim almost lost track of Camnator and Vien and panicked a little bit. But fortunately Vien's height made him easy to spot in the crowd. He ran over to Vien and shouted angrily "DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND! I have no idea where we are going!" "Forgive me" Vien said, "But it appears Camnator knows where we are supposed to meet up with the bungie.net community." Indeed, Camnator, although he was no doubt stoned beyond belief, seemed confident that he knew where to go. They both followed the pothead for a while, looking at the different booths along the way. Camnator kept laughing hysterically at random moments, he seemed to find the most amusement in the most trivial of things, such as trash cans, the incoherency of government, the benefits of weed, the beauty of weed, the smell of weed, the sexiness of weed, and talked about different recipes you could use weed in. Suddenly, Camnator stopped, looked around, and then pointed and said "There they are, look I can see Foman talking to CamCamm," Verbatim looked and saw a group of people wearing namebadges with their bungie.net usernames. Foman was indeed talking to CamCamm about something. As they got closer, Foman suddenly looked up and pointed at the cieling and said "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?". CamCamm looked up to where Foman was pointing. As she did so, Verbatim saw Foman sneak a creepshot of the underside of her chin with his cell phone. "What did you see?" the clueless mother said still looking up, "I don't see anything unusual." "Oh nothing" Foman replied, a perverted grin spread across his face. "I must have been seeing things." There were others there as well. Recon Number 54 was sitting down at a table, talking to a few of the other forum ninjas, his weight causing the table to tilt a little bit. Spartan Ken was running around and showing off his swag with a disturbing amount of enthusiam. Others he saw were Raw Sugar, SecondClass, Elegiac, Loaf, MyNameIsCharlie, etc. Lonepaul was there with his girlfriend, who looked like she was no older than 12, which made Verbatim to a little bit queazy more reasons than just his hatred of kids. Then he saw Harlow And JayTheNerdKid. Verbatim was hoping that Harlow wouldn't make an appearance, he really hated that stuck up piece of crap. But he noticed something strange about the two. Harlow seemed to be standing there, expressionless. He was talking to True Underdog, but his words carried no inflection, his face showed no emotion. Jay on the other hand was flamboyant and loud. Her namebadge read "JayTheNerdKid, queen of sapphire."Her laughter carried in the air like nails on chalkboard. And she was pregnant....very pregnant. In fact, Verbatim had never seen anybody so pregnant. It looked like she was going to have twins or triplets, maybe even quadruplets. As the trio got closer, people said hello to Vien and expressed wonder at his tall stature. But Verbatim couldn't take his eyes off Jay. He never liked her, not at all. But he never felt anything uneasy about her. Now, there was something not right about her other than the fact that she is pregnant. Jay turned to look at Verbatim and smiled at him....AT him. Something in her eyes sent chills down Verbatim's spine. She waved at him and he averted his looked away, he did not want to look at her. Then he saw Camnator and was shocked to find Camnator trembling nervously. This whole time Camnator had been jovial. High, but Jovial. Now he looked like he was petrified, as if he had seen a ghost. He too, was staring at Jay with a look of sheer horror. But then he gathered himself and joined Vien. Verbatim wondered what that was all about, but then he rejoined Camnator and Vien. After listening to Vien and Camnator chatting with some of the old floodians about PAX and about bungie.net, he noticed a pressure in his bladder. He suddenly had to go to the restroom very quickly. "Guys, I'll be right back. I hasve to piss." Verbatim told the group, then ran off to find the men's room. After finding the men's room he opened the door and went inside and found it rather empty, which surprised him because PAX was a huge event. He expected more people to be using the restroom. But he didn't give it much thought. He went to the nearest urinal, unzipped his pants, and went about his business. When he was done he zipped back up, went over to the sink to wash his hands. He looked in the mirror and saw that his face was sweaty. He splashed water on his hands then splashed it on his face, scrubbing his cheeks with his palms. Then he grabbed a paper towel and dried his face. When he opened his eyes, he saw Jay standing right behind him, wearing the same eerie smile she gave him a few minutes ago.
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  • Verbatim uttered a profanity which echoed off the walls. He turned around and said "Jay! What the hell are you doing in here? This is the men's room! You can't be in here!". But Jay's smile became wider. Instantly, Verbatim noticed a change in the bathroom. Before, he could hear the noise coming from outside the bathroom door. But now it suddenly became quiet, at if somebody had turned on the mute button. The atmosphere carried a feeling of something wrong. Verbatim couldn't describe it, it just felt...wrong...filthy. He felt like he was in the presence of something evil. "Jay," he asked "What are you doing in here?" Jay answered "I'm going to help you achieve your dream." and continued to smile. "Uhh......." Verbatim stammered "You hate humanity don't you?" Jay asked, never changing her smile. Verbatim was sweating now, there was something definitely wrong with Jay. Perhaps her pregnancy was messing with her mind, perhaps she was on drugs. Nevertheless, he wanted to get away from her immediately. He tried to go around her but she moved to intercept him. Her extended belly threatened to touch him...the thought of it started to make him sick again. "Jay, let me out. I don't know what's gotten into you, but I want out. Get out of my WAY!" Verbatim demanded. But Jay began to walk towards him. Verbatim was forced to back up away from that belly, down the hallway that divided the stalls. "Oh Verby, do you mind if I call you that? Nope, don't answer that. It's almost time. Today, humanity is going to meet it's end and you are going to help us." she said. Verbatim continued to back up, but then he heard a stall open behind him. He swung around and saw another pregnant woman. She was wearing a namebadge in the shape of a rose. She had the same smile on her face that Jay had. Then another stall opened and out stepped yet another pregnant woman. She was wearing a hoodie, which cast a shadow on her face. Her namebadge simply said "shadows". Verbatim began to freak out. "Ok WHAT THE -blam!- IS GOING ON?" he asked. Jay answered, "We need you......" her voice became low, almost seductive as she walked closer and closer. Verbatim had heard enough. He ran into one of the stalls and crawled under the divider into the next stall. Then he came out behind Jay and ran for the door. Verbatim was only a few feet away when the door opened and Harlow entered the bathroom and immediately grabbed Verbatim. Verbatim flailed and shouted at Harlow "DUDE GET THE -blam!- OFF ME! LET ME GO! WHAT THE -blam!- IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!?" he shouted. He punched Harlow in the face, but he did not react. Harlow dragged Verbatim back to the 3 women with a seemingly impossible strength. Then he threw Verbatim on the ground and held him there. Jay, Rose, and Shadows gathered around, looking down at him. "Isn't Andy a dream? He's the perfect man, so easy to influence and he agrees to everything I say. Of course, brainwashing him to be my mate and my slave helps." Jay said, giggling a little bit. But then she got serious. "It is time." Jay said, "The moment has finally come. Your hatred of humanity and of life itself will nourish our offspring, your anguish and horror shall be the first things they see when they enter this world. That way they can be conditioned with the will to carry out their purpose: the destruction of humanity. As our Goddess commands us, we give birth to the future." Then Jay, Rose, and Shadows began to squat over Verbatim's face. His eyes widened with horror. His screams matched the screams of the 3 women as the pushed. The lights in the bathroom flickered. Out in the main expodition area, the stages began to malfunction. The video game demos began to error, pixelation spread across all the screens. A loud buzzing noise emanated from all the loudspeakers, causing confusion and concern among all the gamers. Harlow held Verbatim there, still expressionless. A baby fell onti Verbatim's face. But it unlike any other baby. It wasn't crying, it wasn't bloody. Indeed, it was covered in a green slime and it didn't have eyes. It began to giggle madly and it clung to Verbatim's face. It pressed a sucker-like mouth to his cheeks. Verbatim thrashed around, tears streaming down his face as yet another baby dropped onto his body. It too, was giggling like a mad cupid. It was covered in the same green slime. Verbatim felt something alien piercing into his mind, as if it were examining his entire life. The entity....no....entities were thriving on his hopelessness. He could feel their glee and excitement when they went through his memories and saw how much he hated humanity, how much he hated himself. More babies dropped on his face and body....until soon he was covered in babies. Verbatim began to grow weak....he began to stop struggling. He was only vaguely aware that the bathroom door had burst open. That the babies let go of him and seemed to scatter and crawl up the walls and into the vents. He heard voices, but they seemed muffled. He saw a tall woman perform some sort of martial arts....or maybe a dance. Harlow fell to the ground, then so did the 3 women. He closed his eyes and felt himself being picked up. "Are you ok?" he heard. "What's happening in here?" another voice asked. "GET OUT!" the woman said, "But Miss Weaver..." the man began to protest. "I Said GET OUT! GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THIS BUILDING!" Verbatim felt a sharp pain to his cheek. It brought him back into consciousness. His eyes open and his vision came into focus. He wasn't sure what he was seeing, but he appeared to be in the arms of Sigourney Weaver. "Tell me everything that happened in here." She demanded. "I don't care how crazy you think you'll sound, tell me everything!" ______ [i]"Queen...it is accomplished. The children of the future have been born. Our salvation is at hand." "You have done well my daughters. You may release your vessels and witness the transformation of the Galaxy" "Yes...we will witness it....and watch as you take your rightful place....as the Queen and Goddess of ideas. We are always happy to serve you....Miss Angel." [/i] (to be continued)

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    • Edited by Explodingpiglets: 2/10/2014 1:23:47 PM

      Started a new topic: The Pax Disaster part 6: It begins... (epic chapter)(24 Replies))

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    • [quote]Suddenly, Camnator stopped, looked around, and then pointed and said "There they are, look I can see Foman talking to CamCamm," Verbatim looked and saw a group of people wearing namebadges with their bungie.net usernames. Foman was indeed talking to CamCamm about something. As they got closer, Foman suddenly looked up and pointed at the cieling and said "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?". CamCamm looked up to where Foman was pointing. As she did so, Verbatim saw Foman sneak a creepshot of the underside of her chin with his cell phone. "What did you see?" the clueless mother said still looking up, "I don't see anything unusual." "Oh nothing" Foman replied, a perverted grin spread across his face. "I must have been seeing things." [/quote] LMAO

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      • Holy hell this is hilarious.

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            • -blam!-ing incredible. Hahaha dat Sigourney Weaver cameo.

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              • 10/10 WOULD READ AGAIN

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                  • I never thought I'd say this but I feel bad for Verbatim. What's gonna happen to him?

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                    • My sides are in space...

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                          • Edited by Byrne: 2/9/2014 11:14:52 PM
                            This deserve a place in the Hallowed Halls. Alongside classics like the Cheerios Thread and the Sangheili Anatomy. *Claps*

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                            • I only read the first one.

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                              • Oh god what's jay going to do to Verbatim!?!?!

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