Ban sex.
Sexing is a privilege, and it should be taken away so people don't get needlessly diseased.
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Op is right. Dont want to catch the crabs kids.
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Edited by Gatsby: 2/6/2014 12:06:53 AMBut I like getting my penis stroked by the walls of a vagina. A song on the background while you kiss her neck and thrust to the rhythm of the beat. Both warm and sweaty, her legs around your back quietly moaning after every thrust. Your chest on top of her breasts, with no other care in the world. Just you two together.
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Don't be silly, rap your willy! Don't let your affection give her an infection, put some protection on that erection!
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instead of people getting circumcised they should get condomcised
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OP is a virgin
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Ban Penises. Ban Vaginas.
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Well... It would be better to ban "Assault Penises"
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Goddamnit fox Get back in your den and eat your rabbits
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But I love sex OP
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ths is how the holocaust started, op stahp
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Way ahead of you. Celibate by the choice of others.
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Muh freedomz! Muh Jimmies!
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But someone told me sharing is caring. Was it all a lie?
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Yeah, let's eradicate the human race. Why not
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Spread nuttella on genitals Problem solved
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Actually I agree in part even though this is a parody, if people just practiced a bit if common sense when choosing who to screw there would be a lot less pain and suffering.
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Ban STD's
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If everybody has herpes, it's like no-one has herpes. Gotta Catch Then All!
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I like the idea of "national castration day".
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You do [b]NOT[/b] have the right to bear sex wait wut?
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Came in expecting "Dont Have sex" Was 80% not disappointed.
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I like the idea of just killing and/or quarantining anyone with an STD.
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Or people
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Ban foxes The main cause of STDs [spoiler]Just kidding <3[/spoiler] [spoiler]But really, everyone would be way more irritated and angry[/spoiler] [spoiler]And the economy would take a hit from the loss of the multi billion dollar porn industry ;)[/spoiler]
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It seems so obvious!
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[i]yeah! who needs dumb old texas![/i]