Ban cars.
Driving is a privilege, and it should be taken away so people don't get needlessly killed.
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NOT TRUE.....the only reasonable solution is to ban people.
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Edited by Cultmeister: 2/5/2014 10:39:10 PM>sudden increase in: - drunk cycling - drunk scootering - drunk skateboarding - drunk sledding - drunk wheelbarrowing - drunk piggy-backing i can tell you didn't think this through very well
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Or... now hear me out. We hang people who drink drive from the lamp-posts down the middle of the highway! >:D
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Ban moving They can't drive without moving
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Back to the old shitposting bait ways?
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No the only solution to all problems is to kill all humans!
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How about don't drive after you drink.
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Bad analogy is bad
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Edited by Greene: 2/5/2014 10:50:35 PMIf one in five accidents are caused by drunk driving, it means four in five are caused by people not drinking.
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Edited by MyNameIsCharlie: 2/5/2014 10:49:07 PMWhile I see you are parodying the ridiculous notion that guns be banned, this isn't really a fair analogy. Cars have other uses than making holes in an organism's anatomy. Guns have that sole purpose. If you use a gun correctly, to its intended use, something dies. Cars transport you somewhere else via the ground.
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BAN MY DICK (_)_)::::::::::D
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Or we could hang drink drivers?
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Dexter Morgan is the solution for anyone who commits manslaughter while driving intoxicated.
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I endorse this.
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You're a moron.
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Ban Drunkenness.
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Edited by SexyPiranha: 2/5/2014 10:37:39 PMSelf driving cars. Societies obsession with cars driving at high speed being controlled by -blam!-ing humans is disturbing anyway.
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An alcohol lock! http://www.alcolockgb.com/