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I'm not a communist, socialist, liberal who worried about my carbon footprint!
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Rather! But think of the beneficial health effects of pedal power!
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Wait... why don't I buy a bike and a nice car?
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If you brought a car and a bicycle you'd be far too tempted to leave the bike in the shed and take off with the car!
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Then I'll get the car from the Flintstones so I can still stay fit while using my car.