I'll just answer the questions for myself. [spoiler] [quote] Question: "What would you rather watch a woman doing for 5 straight seconds?" Answers: [b]Showering[/b] Dancing Kissing another girl Question: "What would you rather spend more money on?" Answers: Top shelf liquor Front row seats [b]Custom clothing[/b] (I don't really fancy any of these though) Question: We surveyed 100 African American men, Which of these are you more likely to do with a girl before you're actually ready? Answers: Say "I love you" Get engaged Make a baby (Oh, I get how this works now. Unfortunately/fortunately, I'm not a black male, so my method breaks down. In the long and colorful tradition of passive racism, my answer is once you go black, you're a single mom.) Question: Surveyed 100 college guys, Which of these coeds looks cutest crossing the quad? Answers: The Psych Major The Phys Ed Major The Theatre Major (I see three girls wasting their parent's money. I'm not attracted to women that do that.) Question: Which of these would you want to be famous for? Answer: [b]Curing cancer[/b] Clinching the world series Canceling The Kardashians Question: We asked 100 make pet owners what they would least likely do with their pet. Answer: Dressing it up [b]Let it sleep in bed[/b] Let it lick my toes ([url=http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e183/Silentone2/IMG_4320.jpg]relevant (my cat))[/url] Questions: What's on your mind when you see a tall beautiful woman dating a super short man? Answers: He must be nice He must be great in bed He must be rich (none of the above. I wonder if they -blam!- with a step-ladder.) [/quote] [/spoiler]