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Edited by King Assclown:
12/27/2013 8:34:45 PM
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My sister is having a party downstairs with her female friends
They are making too much noise which is distracting me from my daily tap-dancing exercises...however, some of them are indeed quite attractive
wat do
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2 Replies[i]When in doubt, whip it out.[/i]
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4 RepliesLoudly play the Ducktales theme. When they hear it, they will go insane with repetitive stress, until they start to question all existence, cogito ergo sum is thrown out, and all that exists or doesn't exist turns into "Ducktales, ohh woo ooo". There is no greater form of mental torture. Of course, you will also succumb to the madness, until you and your family and depending on how loud your speakers are, your neighbors fall into a Lovecraftian orgy of blood and insanity. Small price to pay for the necessary retribution inherent in interrupting your tap dancing lessons.
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15 RepliesPartying downstairs with your sis? Hawt. Or do you mean they are in the basement?
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[u]tap-dancing[/u] Trying too hard...
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Oh, you know...
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Go masturbate in front of them while staring at the hottest girl there, unless the hottest girl is your sister, that would be weird. If that IS the case stare at the second hottest girl while masturbating.
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Go down in your underwear, look them straight in the boobs and/or buts, and tell them to be quiet. Seriously: I don't expect to to find a solution that doesn't makes you look weird, and my solution above might get you in trouble.
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[quote]#Applejuice[/quote] God, off topic is really making me lol tonight.
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Poast pics.
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[quote] some of them are indeed quite attractive[/quote]Lonepaul, is that you?
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1. Put on bear mask 2. Put on speedo 3. Get a bottle of whipped creme 4. Blast club music 5. ??????? 6. Profit
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ask them why they haven't had sex with you yet.
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Pictures if they are of legal age Kill them if they arent
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Homemade smokebomb. Toss it. ....if you can add firecrackers. God I'm evil.
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Porch them.
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2 RepliesKill them for interrupting you. That'll teach your sister to bring people over.
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Edited by The Mush lol: 12/27/2013 9:13:18 PMTap dance to impress them. Make sure you are also wearing a My Little Pony sequinned fedora. You'll be getting fat stacks of booty in no time.
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[quote]My sister is having a party downstairs with her female friends[/quote] I like where this is going.
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Blast blurred lines and maybe one of them will twerk on you.
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1 ReplyShow them your awesome dance moves.
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Spike their soda/water.
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>Sneak dowstairs >Invite one to your room >Introduce to Flood >??? >Profit
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2 RepliesWould she let you socialize with them?
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2 RepliesFall down the stairs on purpose and have them come to your aid all at once.
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8 RepliesTry and get with one.
