everybody in here is a goddam liar trying to get on the moral high ground.
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Necro bamp
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Oh, these are the kinds of threads I remember from my days as a newfoaman...
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Toasting in epic bread, again. This is the shit the Flood was built on.
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Creepy...
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necrobump.
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Or maybe because we're not paedos.
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Who the hell necrobumped this lol
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You said you're 20 something? Sexual or not, that's not cool at all.
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Damage control at its finest
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Edited by Woupsea: 5/11/2015 7:06:35 PMWhat was this all about before the edit m8?
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Edited by Dafuq: 12/19/2013 8:33:44 PM[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M1Silencer I can't really tell you, since I came in late to the thread after it was edited. This is what I've gathered so far: - Apparently lonepaul works at a fish and chips shop owned by his mother. - A couple of young girls (14-17 years old, I don't really know, but I guess they were underage) came into the shop and ordered something. - (speculation) Lonepaul believes they were attracted to him because he made a joke and one of them laughed - (kinda speculation) Lonepaul starts to flirt with them because he believes they are interested. - When their order arrives, sausage of some sort, the mother says, "I have the sausage." The girls make some kind of sexual remark saying, "I know he does." or something along the lines that references lonepaul as having a penis that she wants. - They all laugh, including the mother - The girls leave - Lonepaul posts this thread claiming that he was able to successfully pick up one of these girls through flirtatious means . - He means it as a joke, but nobody gets it, and everyone starts calling him a pedophile. - lulz ensue[/quote] For everybody that missed it, this is the OP word for word. Edit: Although Lonepaul said "I have the sausage" and not his mom.
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#DamageControl #Necrobump #ImACûntAndIKnowit
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You need to take advice from Tyrion Lannister. He embraces his shortness so nobody can use it against him. You need to embrace your pedo tendencies for that reason. Also you may be a gay fish.
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Edited by Crazy Llama: 12/19/2013 7:14:03 PMWell then.
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Meh, heard worse.
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I love this.
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Edited by Dudley Tiddywink: 5/27/2014 9:05:15 PMlonepedo2441 mfw this post still gets likes 6 months after it was posted
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He makes a joke that nobody gets And when it goes wrong, he flips his shit. He edits the post, Hides his mistake But everybody knows Lonepaul's got the shakes. He's firin' and yellin Saying "Naw, I ain't wrong." But as we know You shouldn't give underage girls the dong.
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nevar6get
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[quote]everybody in here is a goddam liar trying to get on the moral high ground.[/quote] You're a 23 year old who perved on someone a year underage. You have a pretty low standard of morality. Now, take a seat please.
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Working late at the diner, bored watchin cable He noticed a 14 year old girl alone at a table He felt dizzy, looked over his mom was busy She needed served, deep down he knew he was the waiter she deserved Grabbed his pen and pad hoping he wouldn't look bad took a deep breathe, he was gonna give it all he had His palms were sweaty, knees weak arms were heavy he's nervous, but on the surface he looked calm and ready "excuse me may I take your order miss?" "Um I'd like a hotdog and a sierra mist" "You'll love his sausage it's the bomb!" It was the woman he took to prom, his own mom
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inb4 lone paul leaves b.net