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Edited by Officer Nasty: 12/12/2013 2:50:35 AM
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What is your morning routine?

We all have to go through some type of morning routine or ritual, right? I would love to have an insight into the mornings of everyone in this beautiful community! My mornings always start with a wake up time between 6-6:15AM. When I finally fight the struggle to hit the snooze button 100 more times, I scuffle into the bathroom and into the shower. I always shower before I brush my teeth. [b][i]Always.[/b][/i] Sometimes whenever I have some extra time to spare, I do a quick fap to get me energized for the day. Then I brush my teeth, get dressed, and move into the kitchen for the most enjoyable portion of my routine (fapping is a close second). My breakfasts usually contain two Eggo chocolate chip waffles and a cup of coffee. Yes, I'm a 19 year old male and I still eat Eggo waffles regularly, sue me.

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  • Wake up Hiss at the world Turn on computer Fap Clean up Go on Bnet Read BBC Put on pjs Microwave breakfast Watch news Be lazy Take shower Brush teeth Put on deodorant Get dressed

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  • >opens eyes >slaps self in the face to ensure consciousness >walks over to computer >checks shitposts on b.net >throws up >continues on with life

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  • Wake up 7:30 in the mornin/ I get up, open my door'n/ Hear everybody snorin/ House so quiet, this is borin/ Check my phone/ See this chick's down to bone/ oops, mistook a butt dial for uh booty call/ Bitch wanted to hang at the mall/ I ask "is that all?"/ "Yeah we're just friends"/ "Nope -blam!- you slut" I wrote/ I hope it sends/ Turn on some tunes, listen to led zepplin/ wasn't watching where I was steppin/ Trip, do a cart wheel flippin/ Out the window I go/ After several seconds, I begin to slow/ Halo 3's music from the title screen begins to play/ There as I lay and look up to an eagle with dual Ar 15's and the constitution in his feet/ "You there have a seat/ He was bobbin his head to the beat/ You see, this is the law of the land/ As it was written by man/ But the liberal commies are trying to desecrate and berate it/ Cuz they liberals and they hate it/ Seeing people express their natural rights and freedom/ Will you lead the new world order, and fight for my kingdom"/ Fades to black, I pee some I wake up sweaty, covered in cu-..some ehh some gum.

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  • Wake up at 5:00 am Brush teeth Pick out my clothes Iron my clothes Take a nice hot shower Change Eat breakfast Brush teeth again Go to zero period

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    • Wake up. Lay in bed for another twenty minutes, with people yelling at me to get up. Finally stumble out of bed and land on my ass, before somehow managing to get downstairs. Grab a frappuccino or some other caffeinated beverage before I pass out again. Get on Bnet for a half hour before school. Eat some kind of breakfast in the process. Brush teeth, put in contacts, get dressed. Head off for my daily six-hour interruption.

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    • Edited by PandaJerk007: 12/12/2013 3:33:01 AM
      Wake up 30 minutes - 1 hour before class grab spare clothes and go to bathroom take off clothes shower put spare clothes on leave bathroom drop off old clothes go to sink comb hair leave sink (yeah I don't brush my teeth in the morning, sue me) put shoes on make sure I have my laptop bag and all the right stuff inside it fast walk to class (I live on campus)

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    • Edited by TopWargamer: 12/12/2013 3:32:29 AM
      >Wake up at 6 >Fall back asleep until 6:20 >Take a very hot shower to wake me up >Get dressed for school (including brushing teeth, hair, etc.) >Breakfast/Bnet/Another forum I frequent >Make lunch >Leave house by 7:15 to go to school Rinse and repeat Monday - Friday from August - May.

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    • Wake up at 6. Eat. Brush teeth. Fix hair. Fap if I have time. Get to bus stop as bus is coming up. Can't wait to get my license so I can wake later than 6.

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    • Trying not to bump into any walls during my sleep deprivation haze.

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    • Wake up, grab beer, shave beard, put on some scene gear.

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      • 7am waking up in the morning. Gotta get dressed gotta go downstairs...

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          Wake up and hope that the clock is the right side of 3pm Probably fall asleep again until 5-6pm Get out of bed Get dressed Brush Teeth and occasionally my hair Turn on my computer Make some Tea Browse Facebook/BBC News Visit here Then I either start doing my work until I've finished a chunk for the day or go on videogames. I live a busy life, and the funny thing is despite doing sod all for most of the day I never have enough free time.

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        • Wake up, lay in bed for as long as I can before forcing myself to get up since I hate the mornings, get a shower, get dressed, get something together for breakfast, brush my teeth, then go do whatever I have to do that day. Any day I actually wake up early, I either have work or school. Any day I have free you can find me in bed until ten in the morning or noon.

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        • Edited by Zubb The Zombie: 12/12/2013 3:09:01 AM
          Wake up at 6:45, lay in bed for ten minutes, get shower, brush teeth, get dressed, check B.net, miss bus at 7:15, catch it at another stop across the street. Edits= more detail.

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        • Fap Shower Get dressed Brush teeth Eat breakfast Leave

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        • Alarm wakes me up at 6:00 AM. Slam snooze button. Finally manage to get out of bed and shamble toward the kitchen. I then make my usual weekday breakfast of toast with Biscoff Spread (fu­cking delicious) and orange juice / milk / sweet tea. Then I choose what I want to wear for the day and take a shower. After showering I don the clothing I chose. I then brush my teeth, clean my ears, and fix my hair. Lastly, I grab my keys, wallet, phone, earbuds, and drive to school.

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        • [quote]We all have to go through some type of morning routine or ritual, right? [/quote] Not really what do you think I am female? All I do is get up like 30 minutes before class, get dressed, go to the bathroom, and go to class. If there is no class then I don't get up in the damn morning.

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        • I wake up at 5:10, sometimes I get up right away sometimes I whisper "I'll just close my eyes for a second." and wake up a half hour later. After I legitimately wake up I get up on my feet groaning all the way and grab my phone. I head into the bathroom and plop my ass down and proceed to watch youtube videos and crap, this goes on for about an hour (it's more me watching videos and occasionally letting one loose.) After I am satisfied with my morning poo I proceed to shower and brush my teeth. I spend about ten more minutes screwing around on my phone before getting in my car and being on my way.

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        • On school days, my alarm is set at 6, but I don't usually get up until 6:10 or :15. Before I get up, I check Bungie for any notifications. After I get up, I go take a shower, once I'm done, I brush my teeth/mouthwash, I put some type of cream on my face, then put my pants on. Deodorant, wallet, unplug the iPod off the charger, and boom I'm ready

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        • Wake up around 1PM, get a shower, get lunch, study. If I have class I'll throw on some clothes and go to it then do the other stuff afterwards.

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        • 1) Wake up 2) Eat cereal 3) Brush teeth 4) Get dressed 5) Leave

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        • Why do my topics never show up on the main page :(

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