>go to England on vacation with some friends >we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm >it starts to get dark out >got to check my watch >I forgot it >decide to go ask someone >find someone to ask >ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP >have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat >YOU WOT M8? >he starts to laugh maniacally >Big Ben rings out >everyone stops in the -blam!-ing street >a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street >the -blam!-ing queen herself sticks her head out >OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG >driver pokes his head out >6 BONGERS!? >another man leaps out of the sewer >6 FECKING BONGERS!? >people start pouring out in the street >YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG >store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG >we try to get away, the filth is choking me >SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX A-BONG >the lyrics drown everyone out, can't avoid dancers >BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM- >OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG >fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point >MFW