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Your room just lost all friction. How would you get out?
Let's pretend all the surfaces in the room you are currently sitting in lost all friction. How would you get out? For me, I have a fire extinguisher within reach. I would use the thrust of the fire extinguisher to give me a boost, assuming I could loop my fingers through the lever. Remember, to push off an object, you'd have to form a PERFECT 90 degree angle with it. Otherwise you will simply slip.
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2 RepliesWhy would I want to get out? I have a [i]swivel chair.[/i]
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5 RepliesExhale.
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[quote]Remember, to push off an object, you'd have to form a PERFECT 90 degree angle with it. Otherwise you will simply slip.[/quote] That isn't true. Even if you did slip, the object would still need to return some kind of normal force to keep you from moving through it. If you were laying on a frictionless floor and kicked a wall, there would be no opposing force stopping you. So long as you kicked hard enough to overcome your own inertia, I don't see a problem with this.
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Body flopping.
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4 RepliesHow exactly does friction work?
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2 RepliesShoot my way out. Mix things up a bit.
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12 Repliesid get up and walk out
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Push myself off my sofa, then off my TV... Wasnt so hard.
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cry until i could swim out.
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1 Reply[quote]Remember, to push off an object, you'd have to form a PERFECT 90 degree angle with it. Otherwise you will simply slip.[/quote]No, you wouldn't. Any force normal to the object would be able to push you away. I could push at an angle and some of that force would still go toward pushing me away.
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Blow really hard to get myself moving bit by bit.
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1 ReplyPush of my wall Also are we in 0gs?
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I was imagining this with no gravity as well.
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I don't know if I could open my door.
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1 ReplyEasy... 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d̸̶̰͚͎̭̜͋̆̆ͣ͒̋ͧͤͯ͆ͭͤ͝͠k̨̼̺̰̻̓ͤ̌͆̑ͮ̌ͯ̒ͫ̓͌ͨ̑͋̚͘͡f̵̵̢͔̖̻̜͇͍͇̮̰̳̪͙̒ͪ̊̆̎͋̄ͫͫ̌̃̄͆ͨ̇́̌̕͢l̛̪̟͍̖̳̩͔͓͚̼̓ͦ̉͆ͩ͛̍͒͗̋́̚͟;̤̰͇̫̝̺̺̮̭̤̘̮̋̉ͧ̇ͬͪ̍̽͊ͩ̉ͩ͆ͨ͊̂̆̀̚͝͡͝ą̴̛̣̭̲͕̮̭̙͓̹̮̬̲̣̻̖̬͗ͫͧ̓͆ͥ͒̃͌ͩͨ̓͋͐ͧ̇͘͠j̶̧̛̰͙̣̜̪̲̙̙̖͎͓͈̗̭͓͉̙̙͆͋ͥ̓̿̉̓̌͂̊̉ͭ̄̑́l̸̩͉̞̰̭̙͉̮̀͒̇̐ͧ͑͂̕ͅͅk̨̲̝̪̟̪̼͉̗̓̄͂̂̅͟s̡͂̑ͬ͊̄̃̿̏̈̂̏ͮ̓͌̍ͨ͑̀͞͝͏͙͇̗̟̪ḑ̵̵̵͈̰̠̩̯͍̘̱͇̝͖̞̩̤̎̈́ͯͅͅj̡͓̜̯͙͍͙͖̺͉̼̫̲͉͕̥̿͌͒͆͐ͭ̉͢f̸̞̞̱̘̖̥̬̩̠̫̰̺͇͖͍̱ͯ͊̓̂͆́̚͢͠l̶̮̜̪̥̼̮̙͉͖̙̼̳̻͙͋̌̑̌̃̓͌ͥ͑ͤ̓̀k̢̳͎͓̜̱͍̥͙̪͈͓͎̺̬̻̯ͧ͗̏ͤ͛ͩ͐͋ͣͫ̓̀ͪͫͯ͑̚͡;̷ͣ̑̆ͯ̆̋͋̒ͩ͊̋̇̒ͦ̿̐͞҉̷̻̖͎̦̼̺͕̜s̾̍ͩ̀̈ͩͭ͒͑͏̸̧̜̩͓̬͕̫̣̬̝̕ͅͅj̸̛̯̞͎̰̮̻̺̦͔̥̩̪̦̞̺͎͒͊͗̅̌͗ͮà̡̩͙̙͚̩̦̝̰̙̪̻̥̙̻̹̬̟̮̊̑̍͑͌̅ͥ̅ͦ̚̕l̵̟͓͉̦͕̮̠͎̜̬̰̥̣͚̳̅͛̈͐͗̇̈́̎̽ͬ́͒ͩ̽́ḵ̨̛̼̼̥̮̻̅̈̉̑ͧ̈ͪ̊ͣ̔̓̃͂̒̉̄̌̏̕͜͜ḓ̢̦͎̪̫̞͖͍͖̗̜ͣ̿ͫ̓́̋͐ͥ̓͐ͦͧͤ̐ͭͯ̑͟ͅj̭͇̠̬̗̹̟̭̟̯͈̮̭͈̠̥ͭ́ͭ͊̄͐̎̍̓ͪ̄̋̔͗͊͋͊́͂͡ͅf̸̧̛̦̭̝̞̞̗̫̪̮̗̌͑̈̆̅͜ͅn̵̛͋ͤ̐ͦ̽͒̈ͨ̉̋͑̓̾ͭͤ͏̨̢͎͚͚̝̜̞̱͍̖̝̙̼̫̹ŝ͌̀͂ͧ̔̈̏̚҉̯͇̰̳̱̭̥͉͞a̵ͯ̄̈́ͫ̃́̚̚͏̸̥̝͎̘̙̥͇̙̞j̵̛͋̇̀͗͗̓̄̐͐̔̓͋̓ͬ̂҉̣̟̞̦̼͍̭͙̲͈̭̖̤̠̤̳d̛̮̠͉̙̜̟͙͉̗̠̪̰̹̹͛̊ͩͤ̉͛̇ͬ͊̚͢͟n͇̝͖͖̼̳̤͙̣̗͍̣̗̹̈́̿̈͛͒ͬ̚͢͝f̨̪̗̮̰̘̳̰̺̰̠̟͙͗̿̄͒͆̈́̓̂́̀͝͞j̸̠̠̥̮̲̦͉͓̫̙̪͕͙̯͉̖̳͋̈́ͥ̀͑̇͛ͩ͒́̚͝j̴̮̹̞̟͓̥͉͉̻̩̣̺̗͖̦͙̖̫̑̔̇ͮ̌̔ͫͣ͐͆̿̆̄͘̕͜͞ḁ̷̡͖̬͓̰͖̞̬̱̣̺͙̖͓͈̊͛̈́̓̄̓̋ͯ͡͠ṡ̛̬͙̻̭͉̇ͭ̐̆͂̉̃̾̋̈́̾͘k͈̗̗̼̙͙̼͍̩ͧ̈́͗͊͌̍͂̾ͧ͞͞;̡ͯ̏͂͛͆҉̶͓͖̙͎̮͇̖̹͇̩͘f̸̯͙̦̦̮̻̬̬͎͈͕̹̱̩̒̌̇̈́̔ͦͤͮ̂̓͢͡ͅd͌ͧ̂̑̐͏̨̠̣̝̲̭̪͕͍̠̖l̗͍̗̗͉̤̱̩̱̗̹͖ͬ̐ͩͮ͒̓͑ͬͤ̔͋̓͗͆͋̈́̃͠͝j̧̨͒̐̏ͣ̓͞͡͏̱̲̲̘͖̗̱̯̬̞͕̻l̸̐ͤ̂͂̈́̾͋̃̅͗ͣ͊ͬ͊̕͏̳̻̹̱̝̘͢s̈ͭ̓ͣ͒̉̽͋͆̏ͣ̔͐͋͆̽͡͏̛͔͔͉̰͚͖̠͇̲̱͔̙ͅd̴ͥ͆̆ͣ̋ͯ͐ͣ͂ͧ̓̀͘͜͏̖͖̥̭͇̼̥̮̥͎̲̖͖͈ͅͅl̴̛̬͕͚̞̺͍̭̜̇ͦͬ̐̌ͭ̓͒̈́́͠j̨͎̣̗̬̻͓͚̖͓͉̩͙͖̙͉̗͉̳̃̆ͦ̄ͣ̇ͥ̽ͮ̿̆̋ͣ̒̆̕l̛̀ͥ͂ͤ͗̀̆͋̀̚͝҉̥̱̘̖͓̠͔̬̱̥͇̙̥̹̖̺̞ͅk̮̱̮̯͙̲̝͚̯̩͖̝̟͇͓̩̳͍̃͑̃͗̈́ͭ̋ͨ̄ͮͣͫ͒͋͜j̡̯̣̘̲̯͈͍͈ͧͨ̏̽̌͐̔̈ͬͯͧ̀͢͝ͅa̢̝̩̙͇̰̤͈̟̥̩̹̹̝̟͈̥͓̗̽͊̿ͬͧ̽͆̽̉͋̚ͅs̴̨̨̖͙̠̣͙ͩ̍͂̉̉̍͋͂̉̎̊͝l̨̺͖̠̝̬̮̗̜ͦ͆ͮ̒͗̈́͑̎̓̑̋ͨͯͧͪͭ͠k̢̛͔͖̗͕̫̙̗͓̮̆̂̏̅̌̉ͮͧ͠ͅj̪̤͔̲͙̯̺ͥͮ̌ͫ͊̇̾̍̍̓͒̎ͣͫ͢͠ͅf͗̑̒̎ͩ́̀͏̶͚͈̫͇̻͖̳͇̯̟͘;̸̧̨̙̭̻̬̜̾̀̑͗̽̆̍ͪ̐́͑̔̓ͭ͛̓ͯͯ͝ͅl̨̧̛̤̘̩̻̜̤̠̲̪̹̞͓͍͎̯ͬͦ̍́ͅk̵̡̥̼̖͎̬̻̥͓͕͕̼̝͚͓ͬ̅͋̓̔̔͂ͥ̈̈́ͩͣ͡a̢̫̜̮̺̞̦͔̟̦̤͎̠̼̮ͥͪ̀̉͛̇͂̔ͬ̓͜͝j̴̵̵̡͖͕͔̝͉̫̤̼̫̭̱̯ͧ̿ͦͩ̌s̶̵̷̢̖͔̖͒̏ͣ͌ͤͣͫ̊ͪ̏̓ͫ͒̿ͩd̶̲̗̠͙̦̫͚̫̯ͬ̑͂̈̐͂̂ͨͦ͐̽ͅl̷̸̼̙͔͍̜̙͙͚̣̥̰̃̒͊̑͛̓̀͋̆͂̀̚͜k̒̔̽̓̃ͧͭ̕͟҉̭̘̤͍̲̖͎̲̳̖̘̼̘̮̬̟ͅj̳͕̝͍͓̜͖͉̳͕͔̝̎̉ͫ̐̓̉̀̍̊̋̾̇̂͆̚̕͞͞ͅf̧̙̦̳̪̹̝̖͉̰͕̠̯ͣͮ̒ͭ̾̋̎̐̈́ͨ̓̅́̾̓ͮ͌́͘͠͝ḽ̷̡͍̯͖̮͎̩̱̘̹̺̼̩̱̹͛̌̾ͮ̓̇̒̾́k̵̡̪̙̳̞̭̭̜͎͒͛̑ͣͅ;̶̦̭͍̼͇̰̞̂ͪ̑ͯͧ̓̈̓ͮͨ̉͑͆ͩͤͦ̚͘͜j̨͌̍͑ͫͣͨ͂̏́͂́͡͝҉͎̯̗͙͍̺͚͇͇̹a̯͔̗̙̤̮̟̜̙͓̤̝̦̟͎̞̗̤͍͌̎ͣͥ̓̅͆̋̐͒̒̍̑̈ͬ͟s̸̪̗̜͓̣̩̪̱̦̗̤̹̝̐͒͆͆̍̔̀͗̈̏̿͠ͅlͧ̇̈́͌̈̊ͯ̚͜͏̶̝̲̯̲̘̖̣̬̟͖̙̭͕̗̹̮͕͎k̢̢̼̪̳͓͈̞̖̰̠̳̻̥͙͇̞̻̥̖̃ͩ̅͊ͣ̾̎̌̂ͪ͘j̹͇̳̞̫͓̪̩͔̤͉̭̪̹̮͐̒͐ͦ͑͑̽ͤ͋̍ͧ͛̒͜͜͝ḓ̵̙͎̖̯̞̜̞̪̠̼̞̠͎̼͓͋ͮ͌͆̀͜ͅk̜̺͚̻͋̀̋̍̕͜͟͞f̞̩̬͖͖̗̝̬̼̟̖̭̣͓͋ͦ͒͆̔ͧͥͤͤ́͘l̒͆̑̓̒͂͑͆͗̏̄̊͋́҉̯͓̰͚;̡̛̠̼̥̦͚͕͔̦̫̤̅͒ͬ͌ͪ̐̈́ͦ̈́̋͛̆̓͜a̋̋̆̑̓̐̇ͤ̋̂ͯ̓҉̵̢̡̱̦̘͖͞jͬ̌͆ͩ͏҉̵̶̯͕̰͔̕l̴̠͙͔̳͔̺̀ͯ̌ͮ͛͟͜k̴̬̝̹̀̈͊ͣ̐͆̔͋ͥ́̏̉ͩ͐̀s̵͙̭̮̻͈̻̮̺͈̳̬̦̣̘ͣ͆ͭ̎̀̐̈́̓̔ͨͭ͊͛ͤ̔͋͜͠ͅd̈́̈̆ͮ̓̀̀ͬ̓͑͐ͥ̑ͦ̑͌̇̈͞҉̪̳͕̫͔͝j̛̠̯͉̪̟̣͕͇̞̮̲̮̤͖̓ͪͧ̏ͯ̀̑̍̐̓͊̀̀̚͘f̶̧̝̤͖̣̬̤͖̬̦̭̼͂ͥ̋̀͂ͬ͒͟ͅl̴̽̑ͪ́ͥ͋ͥ̈͞҉̶͔̗̳̦̭̼͍͕͓͈̮̱̭͈k̶̛ͪ̆̀̉͌ͩ̌̈ͤ̒ͪ̔ͪͧ̅̎̚͝͏̟̗͔̠̜͈͖̲͞;̘͉̲̼͉̘̯̞͕̣̗̙̞͉̗ͫͣ̿̄̍ͩͤ͟͢͡s͒ͮͩ̐͂̈́̈̍ͭ̈́ͯͤ̋̽͋̂̽̚҉̵̛̠̙̤̗̤͙̯̦͕̯͇͡͝ͅj͌ͫ̏͌̇ͥͦ͋͒ͬ̀ͧ͒ͫ̔̽͏̴̠̟͚͙͝ͅả̶̛̯̗̤̥̪͍͍̹̰̪͈̥ͪ̍ͩ̀͆ͧ̏ͪ̀̓͑͞l͇̙͓̻͓̪̩̣͚̰ͪ̒̃͑̍̉͋̓ͥ̈́͊͗̂͛̉͠ķ̣̠̮͉̲̺͈̋ͥ̔̓̋ͤͩ̉̋̅̂ͧ̕͢͠d̶̞̼̠͛͊́ͭ̋ͫ̓͗̌́͝ͅj̸̷̨͎̼̩͚̼̯͙̓͊̓ͦ̀f̵̶̷̛͎̜̜̣̙̘̺̩͕̼̙̱̲̦̹̩̉̿̑ͩ́͛͌͒̓͋̈́̅ͪ͂̈́̆̆n̨̜̙̗̗̜̳͕̟͔̲̝͙̩̺̉ͤ͂̎̓s̴̏̔͆̾́͒̈́̏̅͑̌̈̂̋̀̚̕҉̝̣̥̦͔̳͚̮̼̺̲̺̘͇̭ͅa̡̪͓̼̜̣͙̘̞̜̘̤͍̦̞͎̺̜͈̣͌̓͂͊ͥ̽̑̒̚j̬̥͎̗̮̺̹͚̟͔̳̲͗̎̆̓͐̾̓ͯ̈́̔̆̏̕͢͞͠͠d̴̳̗̤͕̞̲͋͋͒́͛̀̎͗͐͌̆́n̶̡̪̰͕̝̮̱̩̥̬̘͓͎͓̦̬̥͔̯̊̐̐̒͑̋̓̓̌͑̇̇̚͢͡ḟ̸̷̢̪͎̠̣ͤ̉̂j̓͋̔ͤ̋͛̀͋̄͒ͪ́́̕͘͏̛̻̖͙͈j̸̧̦̳̮̯̭̩̙̗͕̱̩͇̞̓̈̏̊̊̒̓̍̏̆̑ͥ̓̾͊̕͜a̴̸͇̝̼͓͙͙̺͚̮̝͐̋͆͛̽̀̚ͅs̢̖̞̫̪̱̹͎̯̪̿͗ͬ̐̓̇̐́ķ̴̩̪͍̘̫͔̝̻͇ͩ̋̇͌̓̌̽ͪͤͩ͊ͨͯͤ;̷̢̠̯̯̥̝̦͕̻͚̪̘͖͎̲̗̻̍ͬͭ̀̎ͣ̅ͦ̈́̐̃̇̿̉̊ͅf̢̛ͩ̉̇̈́́̐͡͏͚͓̮̗͚̰̤̺̯̞̗̼͖̞̻d̡̧̛̛̜͎̪̳͙̯̭̻̿̊̀ͮͭ̉ͧ́l̴̺̺͓̲̓ͧ̈́̚͡͝j̛͆ͩ̌ͩ̐͋ͭͭ̈͏͡҉̮̪̘̯͔̣͕̙̫̫͓̳̤ͅͅl̶̘̠̫͓̟̼̯̻͓͎̳̙̘͇̦͈ͮͤͩͮ͋̑ͧ̾̊̍̀͢s̢̛̙͔̞͙̣̼͗̓ͨ̓̽͑ͥ̊̅͠d̒͋ͣͨ͋̀͢͏͓̥̤̘̫͍̗̩̮̦̩͢͞l͒ͪ̈̌ͫ͒̏̉̓ͮ̍̽̆ͣ͂͏͇̖̰͎̬̰͕̮̭̟j̸̴̳̠̩̩̪̲͓͕͚͚͔̱͉̙͗̄͌̃̍̃̿̃ͬͤ̃ͮ̾̎̃̀͢ḷ̴̛̬̙̭̮̩͍̳̱̻̪̭̳̳̬̙̻̈́͋̋̄ͪ͌͌ͬͩ̏͋̑̉͋̿ͦͅk̷̢̲͕̦̳̫̃̈ͦ̈́͆ͨͦ̈́̈̑̿ͮ̑̐̿̓͑͘͝j̸̱̘͙̲̮̘̳̫̠͉̠͈̮̮̗̹̙͛ͬͮ͛̋͗̎̔̈̊̉ͨ͞ą̵̛̰̺͎̩̥͉̟͚͉͇̻͎̥͕̠͈ͭ̽͐͋ͪs̴̡̙̠̮̼͎̭̺̬͆̑́̇͘l̷̡͇̥̦̥̫̭̙͍̳̝̩̗ͬͨ̋̽͋͆ͦ̚͡k̵̛̻͙̫̳̠̲͉̖̯̬̲̻̼͆ͤ̏͆ͧͩ̽j̵̶̵̛̣̩͎̿͒ͭͤ͋̏ͫ͑̈́͌̑ͣ̑ͧ̅̿͝fͩ͑͒̒̂͌ͤ̒̾ͤ̄ͦ̽̄̇͟͏̙̖̘̘͉̦͘͠ͅͅ;̸̛͔͎̟̠̠̯̩͕̞̰͎̣͗ͨ͆̈́ͧ̋̅͛ͦͩ̄͊̑l̟͍̖͈͖͕͎̗̣̯ͫ͗͂̾̊̽ͨ͋ͫ̀͢ḳ̷̡̗̩̩̠̖̩̱̯͎̱̩̱́͑ͫ̾̒́̊ͅa̢̡̼̮͕̗̰͇̱̪̖̣̞̙͉͈͉̳̠͛ͩͤ̈́͊͂̿ͯͭ̃̊͌͛̉͋̆͋͡j̵ͦ͆ͬ͗̈́̌ͪ͗͐͊͌ͨ̋͂̄͏̹͈̲̯̳̫̜̯͖̬̪̳̥͓̠s̵̨̢̮̹͈̥͕͖̫͈̣̘̹͉͖̩̥̣ͨ̋́͐̊͛ͣͭ̈͊̍̐̎̃̽͛ͣͨ̚͟ͅd̵̷̓ͬ̈ͯ͂͊͒̉͐ͣ͌́ͥ͂̚҉̷͔̘̳̬̫͚͟ĺ̛͖͓̪̼̥̯͔̖̲̖͓͍̬͓̝̾̏͐̉̇ͥͭ̑̓̌͐̏̋ͭ̚͡͞ ķ̵̢̹͉͓̜̖̗̘̞͈̖̽ͫ͑ͮ͊̄ͭ͂̿ͫͣ͒̊̑̍͗̂͢j̛̙͇̫͖̞̪̫̻ͤͬ̔ͪͮ̂ͮ͋͋͜͟͟͝ͅf̴̶̨͖͖̻̺̟̥͕̰͚͍̾̓̑ͤ̋̋͐̾̈́̌ͮ͝͝ͅl̴̼̬̰͔̩̭̤͚̩̰͍͔̥͈̯ͮ̏̄͌̄ͪͨ̔ͧ̀̑̓ͨ̚̚͢͟͠͞k̢̛̥̫͈̳͖̰̠͖̤͍̩̣͑͐̓̽̍̒̔̾̀͐͡;ͥ͌ͭ̌҉̧̠̙̪̦͓͖̩̳͜j̶̛̛͔̺͙ͨ̔̑̌ͥ̀͢ͅą̶̴͖̹̺͈̳̙̗̠̜̬̖̞̯̿̇ͥ͒͊̾̃́ͯ͗̑̔̌͝ͅs̸̵̢̧̡̥͇͕̬̱̳͔̖̫̰̳̜̩̬̏̾̀ͭ̔̽̐̏̆͒͐̉̋̃͋ͨl̨̟̱̻̜͉̩̫̞͍͎̠̝͔̙̰̭̟̱̪͊ͤ̓͆ͨ̄͒͗̕͢͠ḱͩ͑̌͘҉̷͔̹̫̼̫̖̲̮̝͈͜j̧̏̒ͭ͂̉̓̍ͦ̒ͮ̋ͬ̇̊ͦ̉͂҉̬̭̤̩̥̳͙̮͓̳̥̫̗̘͔̯͖̻͔͘d̸̶̰͚͎̭̜͋̆̆ͣ͒̋ͧͤͯ͆ͭͤ͝͠k̨̼̺̰̻̓ͤ̌͆̑ͮ̌ͯ̒ͫ̓͌ͨ̑͋̚͘͡f̵̵̢͔̖̻̜͇͍͇̮̰̳̪͙̒ͪ̊̆̎͋̄ͫͫ̌̃̄͆ͨ̇́̌̕͢l̛̪̟͍̖̳̩͔͓͚̼̓ͦ̉͆ͩ͛̍͒͗̋́̚͟;̤̰͇̫̝̺̺̮̭̤̘̮̋̉ͧ̇ͬͪ̍̽͊ͩ̉ͩ͆ͨ͊̂̆̀̚͝͡͝ą̴̛̣̭̲͕̮̭̙͓̹̮̬̲̣̻̖̬͗ͫͧ̓͆ͥ͒̃͌ͩͨ̓͋͐ͧ̇͘͠j̶̧̛̰͙̣̜̪̲̙̙̖͎͓͈̗̭͓͉̙̙͆͋ͥ̓̿̉̓̌͂̊̉ͭ̄̑́l̸̩͉̞̰̭̙͉̮̀͒̇̐ͧ͑͂̕ͅͅk̨̲̝̪̟̪̼͉̗̓̄͂̂̅͟s̡͂̑ͬ͊̄̃̿̏̈̂̏ͮ̓͌̍ͨ͑̀͞͝͏͙͇̗̟̪ḑ̵̵̵͈̰̠̩̯͍̘̱͇̝͖̞̩̤̎̈́ͯͅͅj̡͓̜̯͙͍͙͖̺͉̼̫̲͉͕̥̿͌͒͆͐ͭ̉͢f̸̞̞̱̘̖̥̬̩̠̫̰̺͇͖͍̱ͯ͊̓̂͆́̚͢͠l̶̮̜̪̥̼̮̙͉͖̙̼̳̻͙͋̌̑̌̃̓͌ͥ͑ͤ̓̀k̢̳͎͓̜̱͍̥͙̪͈͓͎̺̬̻̯ͧ͗̏ͤ͛ͩ͐͋ͣͫ̓̀ͪͫͯ͑̚͡;̷ͣ̑̆ͯ̆̋͋̒ͩ͊̋̇̒ͦ̿̐͞҉̷̻̖͎̦̼̺͕̜s̾̍ͩ̀̈ͩͭ͒͑͏̸̧̜̩͓̬͕̫̣̬̝̕ͅͅj̸̛̯̞͎̰̮̻̺̦͔̥̩̪̦̞̺͎͒͊͗̅̌͗ͮà̡̩͙̙͚̩̦̝̰̙̪̻̥̙̻̹̬̟̮̊̑̍͑͌̅ͥ̅ͦ̚̕l̵̟͓͉̦͕̮̠͎̜̬̰̥̣͚̳̅͛̈͐͗̇̈́̎̽ͬ́͒ͩ̽́ḵ̨̛̼̼̥̮̻̅̈̉̑ͧ̈ͪ̊ͣ̔̓̃͂̒̉̄̌̏̕͜͜ḓ̢̦͎̪̫̞͖͍͖̗̜ͣ̿ͫ̓́̋͐ͥ̓͐ͦͧͤ̐ͭͯ̑͟ͅj̭͇̠̬̗̹̟̭̟̯͈̮̭͈̠̥ͭ́ͭ͊̄͐̎̍̓ͪ̄̋̔͗͊͋͊́͂͡ͅf̸̧̛̦̭̝̞̞̗̫̪̮̗̌͑̈̆̅͜ͅn̵̛͋ͤ̐ͦ̽͒̈ͨ̉̋͑̓̾ͭͤ͏̨̢͎͚͚̝̜̞̱͍̖̝̙̼̫̹ŝ͌̀͂ͧ̔̈̏̚҉̯͇̰̳̱̭̥͉͞a̵ͯ̄̈́ͫ̃́̚̚͏̸̥̝͎̘̙̥͇̙̞j̵̛͋̇̀͗͗̓̄̐͐̔̓͋̓ͬ̂҉̣̟̞̦̼͍̭͙̲͈̭̖̤̠̤̳d̛̮̠͉̙̜̟͙͉̗̠̪̰̹̹͛̊ͩͤ̉͛̇ͬ͊̚͢͟n͇̝͖͖̼̳̤͙̣̗͍̣̗̹̈́̿̈͛͒ͬ̚͢͝f̨̪̗̮̰̘̳̰̺̰̠̟͙͗̿̄͒͆̈́̓̂́̀͝͞j̸̠̠̥̮̲̦͉͓̫̙̪͕͙̯͉̖̳͋̈́ͥ̀͑̇͛ͩ͒́̚͝j̴̮̹̞̟͓̥͉͉̻̩̣̺̗͖̦͙̖̫̑̔̇ͮ̌̔ͫͣ͐͆̿̆̄͘̕͜͞ḁ̷̡͖̬͓̰͖̞̬̱̣̺͙̖͓͈̊͛̈́̓̄̓̋ͯ͡͠ṡ̛̬͙̻̭͉̇ͭ̐̆͂̉̃̾̋̈́̾͘k͈̗̗̼̙͙̼͍̩ͧ̈́͗͊͌̍͂̾ͧ͞͞;̡ͯ̏͂͛͆҉̶͓͖̙͎̮͇̖̹͇̩͘f̸̯͙̦̦̮̻̬̬͎͈͕̹̱̩̒̌̇̈́̔ͦͤͮ̂̓͢͡ͅd͌ͧ̂̑̐͏̨̠̣̝̲̭̪͕͍̠̖l̗͍̗̗͉̤̱̩̱̗̹͖ͬ̐ͩͮ͒̓͑ͬͤ̔͋̓͗͆͋̈́̃͠͝j̧̨͒̐̏ͣ̓͞͡͏̱̲̲̘͖̗̱̯̬̞͕̻l̸̐ͤ̂͂̈́̾͋̃̅͗ͣ͊ͬ͊̕͏̳̻̹̱̝̘͢s̈ͭ̓ͣ͒̉̽͋͆̏ͣ̔͐͋͆̽͡͏̛͔͔͉̰͚͖̠͇̲̱͔̙ͅd̴ͥ͆̆ͣ̋ͯ͐ͣ͂ͧ̓̀͘͜͏̖͖̥̭͇̼̥̮̥͎̲̖͖͈ͅͅl̴̛̬͕͚̞̺͍̭̜̇ͦͬ̐̌ͭ̓͒̈́́͠j̨͎̣̗̬̻͓͚̖͓͉̩͙͖̙͉̗͉̳̃̆ͦ̄ͣ̇ͥ̽ͮ̿̆̋ͣ̒̆̕l̛̀ͥ͂ͤ͗̀̆͋̀̚͝҉̥̱̘̖͓̠͔̬̱̥͇̙̥̹̖̺̞ͅk̮̱̮̯͙̲̝͚̯̩͖̝̟͇͓̩̳͍̃͑̃͗̈́ͭ̋ͨ̄ͮͣͫ͒͋͜j̡̯̣̘̲̯͈͍͈ͧͨ̏̽̌͐̔̈ͬͯͧ̀͢͝ͅa̢̝̩̙͇̰̤͈̟̥̩̹̹̝̟͈̥͓̗̽͊̿ͬͧ̽͆̽̉͋̚ͅs̴̨̨̖͙̠̣͙ͩ̍͂̉̉̍͋͂̉̎̊͝l̨̺͖̠̝̬̮̗̜ͦ͆ͮ̒͗̈́͑̎̓̑̋ͨͯͧͪͭ͠k̢̛͔͖̗͕̫̙̗͓̮̆̂̏̅̌̉ͮͧ͠ͅj̪̤͔̲͙̯̺ͥͮ̌ͫ͊̇̾̍̍̓͒̎ͣͫ͢͠ͅf͗̑̒̎ͩ́̀͏̶͚͈̫͇̻͖̳͇̯̟͘;̸̧̨̙̭̻̬̜̾̀̑͗̽̆̍ͪ̐́͑̔̓ͭ͛̓ͯͯ͝ͅl̨̧̛̤̘̩̻̜̤̠̲̪̹̞͓͍͎̯ͬͦ̍́ͅk̵̡̥̼̖͎̬̻̥͓͕͕̼̝͚͓ͬ̅͋̓̔̔͂ͥ̈̈́ͩͣ͡a̢̫̜̮̺̞̦͔̟̦̤͎̠̼̮ͥͪ̀̉͛̇͂̔ͬ̓͜͝j̴̵̵̡͖͕͔̝͉̫̤̼̫̭̱̯ͧ̿ͦͩ̌s̶̵̷̢̖͔̖͒̏ͣ͌ͤͣͫ̊ͪ̏̓ͫ͒̿ͩd̶̲̗̠͙̦̫͚̫̯ͬ̑͂̈̐͂̂ͨͦ͐̽ͅl̷̸̼̙͔͍̜̙͙͚̣̥̰̃̒͊̑͛̓̀͋̆͂̀̚͜k̒̔̽̓̃ͧͭ̕͟҉̭̘̤͍̲̖͎̲̳̖̘̼̘̮̬̟ͅj̳͕̝͍͓̜͖͉̳͕͔̝̎̉ͫ̐̓̉̀̍̊̋̾̇̂͆̚̕͞͞ͅf̧̙̦̳̪̹̝̖͉̰͕̠̯ͣͮ̒ͭ̾̋̎̐̈́ͨ̓̅́̾̓ͮ͌́͘͠͝ḽ̷̡͍̯͖̮͎̩̱̘̹̺̼̩̱̹͛̌̾ͮ̓̇̒̾́k̵̡̪̙̳̞̭̭̜͎͒͛̑ͣͅ;̶̦̭͍̼͇̰̞̂ͪ̑ͯͧ̓̈̓ͮͨ̉͑͆ͩͤͦ̚͘͜j̨͌̍͑ͫͣͨ͂̏́͂́͡͝҉͎̯̗͙͍̺͚͇͇̹a̯͔̗̙̤̮̟̜̙͓̤̝̦̟͎̞̗̤͍͌̎ͣͥ̓̅͆̋̐͒̒̍̑̈ͬ͟s̸̪̗̜͓̣̩̪̱̦̗̤̹̝̐͒͆͆̍̔̀͗̈̏̿͠ͅlͧ̇̈́͌̈̊ͯ̚͜͏̶̝̲̯̲̘̖̣̬̟͖̙̭͕̗̹̮͕͎k̢̢̼̪̳͓͈̞̖̰
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hump my way out.
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Push off of my wall.
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4 RepliesTurn your head around and inhale, then turn back around and blow. Repeat until out.
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My door's closed. I'm -blam!-ed.
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Rip a hole in space-time, duh.
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9 RepliesEdited by Sierra-Noble: 11/9/2013 11:13:05 PMThe slightest breeze would push you so I would blow in the opposite direction of the exit.
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My gun.
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1 ReplyFace door, inhale. Turn head around, exhale. Rinse and repeat. Could take a while.
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>no friction >accelerates to infinity
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Scoot
