So, after weeks of deliberation, I have determined, invariably, that Snowden does not exist. He was portrayed by an immigrant actor, Fibrachio D'achini, who told one reporter, "You wouldn't believe how many times I've said 'I get that a lot' in the last few weeks." So if Snowden isn't real, who is behind this? I'll tell you. The real culprit, is a German, born in 1922. Despite his age, he is still very dangerous, and technologically savvy. Along with the NSA information he's been leaking, he fled the country with a piece of information that could bring the world to a new age of darkness, a piece he is using to convince the Russians to give him asylum. This information is capable of rerouteing all of the world's power, and he can utilize it with the flip of a switch. He could plunge the world into darkness as a whole, or patch by patch, he controls it all, and could turn the power on, and off, as he pleases. I give you, [url=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr6gmj7IIe1r0b1wro1_500.gif]the real culprit[/url].