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8/12/2013 7:39:23 PM
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What do you do with your morningwood?
I usually just stare at it in the shower until it goes away
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Sometimes I chop the wood, sometimes I leave it be.
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2 RepliesI take a leak and it goes away.
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1 ReplyI wait it out. Or just slap my dick.
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I usually don't get one or it goes away after my morning piss.
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9 RepliesAny male over the age of 22 should be fapping with that wood. Not only will it extend your sexual longevity, it cleans out the toxins that can build up in the prostate. Fapping at least 5 times a week keeps the prostate cancer away.
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Depends on how much time I have.
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Masturbating more than once a week may have been one of my worse ideas.
