he hands you a letter and tells you that you're a wizard. how do you react?
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Wizard: "You're a wizard Harry! A wizard!" Me: "I'm not a wizard... -_-" Wizard: "Oh f.uck" Me "..." Wizard: "Well your a motherfu.cking wizard anyway, okay?" Me: "K." Wizard: "... Is that it?" Me: "What?" Wizard: "You're a wizard now, son. You can do whatever you like!" Me: "K." Wizard: "Are you not happy!?" Me: "Meh." Wizard: "Oh forget it" Me: "K." Wizard: "-_-" Me: "..." Wizard: "What the fu.ck is wrong with you?" Me: "Are you on crack?"