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7/9/2013 8:02:07 PM
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You have been falsely charged for a crime....
You have been charged for a crime that you did not commit. You have spent the last week in jail and are now undergoing trial.
What do you do in this situation?
Remember, the more ridiculous, silly and absurd, the better.
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Edited by Rukus: 7/10/2013 8:39:52 AM]OBJECTION!. who was I with that made me be faulty convicted? I'm calling Phoenix Wright
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Crashing for a while at Vien's place while he would fight violating squids, speaking of which I never got my chips and soda!
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2 RepliesCommit sudoku.
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The law doesn't make mistakes.
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Stand up, and say, with absolute clarity and as loudly as possible, "BITCH, WHERE'S THE PROOF?!"
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i'd shoot everybody with mah laser eyes then reconfigure their brains so they are my personal slaves and have an orgy in the courtroom.
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I shall claim that they're taking away my rights as a believer of Khorne. I was merely doing my duty as a Khornate to spill blood for the blood god. Is that so wrong?
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This!
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I would start drooling in abundance. When someone asks what the hell is wrong with me, I'd slam my pants to the floor and whip it out. #insanityclauseftw
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1 ReplyTape my bawls to my forehead then do the splits, grab my toes, and roll at the judge.
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A murder spree set to gaudy techno. #theonlywaytogo
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2 RepliesI would kill 3 of the guards and gain a UAV. Using this to track the locations of the guards, I stealth kill 2 more and call in a predator missile to blow up the wall of the prison. Amongst the resulting chaos I kill 2 more guards and call in a chopper to take me to safety.
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Edited by BSS Lazer: 7/9/2013 10:33:41 PMShout objection to everything anyone says and when given a question with two choices i shall answer 'yes' if I feel like taking a break from objecting.
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2 RepliesCalmly use "i am batman" as my defence to every question i am asked
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Pick race, class, and birthsign before saving the Empire, of course.
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Declare martial law.
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Killing spree. Well... it doesn't really matter. As long as I get killed xD
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I have evidence that I was somewhere else at the time the crime took place. You see, during the time of the crime, I was shit posting on The Flood.
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Stab my throat with a pen during trial.
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1 Reply>Darkseid >Arrested lel
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Death by snoo snoo.
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Kill everyone to prove my innocence... [i]Wait...[/i]
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1 ReplyI would get out of my seat. Calmly walk up to the judge. Say: "this is my court room." Punch judge in the face so he falls of his chair. Then I take his place, kick the jury out, and rule myself not-guilty.
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I prove my innocence by murdering everyone.
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1 ReplyStrip naked in the court room, show who's the real man
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Kill everyone who framed me and everyone slightly related to the crime.
