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One morning the Earth wakes up to every channel playing the same message: a ship crashed into the African coast. The first footage of the boat is shown and every Bungie Employee recognizes it! Floodians.
How long would we survive if we tried to take over the world?
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Do we have Achronos on our side? because i think that can buy us an extra 20 to 25 seconds...
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We could pull out the dick punches.
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Floodians in Africa? They'd all die of sun exposure and heat stroke within a week.
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We'd get wiped out within a week by Waypoint's ban-happy mods.
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Do we have the ninjas with us?
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We must first make Mount Kilimanjaro our base of operations and rename it Kill-manjaro.
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I am a Floodian, yet I combat the parasite? Paradox?!
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We wouldn't.
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2 weeks, maybe? 3?
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With my carefully polished skills of making you laugh. Ok wait it needs alot more polish but by the time they get to me i could master it i think hope. Damn floodians are scary
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We will immediately check in with our behind-the-scenes commanders, heeding their every word as they use us as agents of terrible purpose for World Domination.
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The Aussie Floodians set up camps to train other Floodians to survive in harsh weather conditions and start training in Floodian war tactics that involved a laptop, coffee some donuts and we hack into All our country's military bases and outline 'All your Bases Are Belong to us.' Pure victory theory but we'll see.
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We'd obliterate Halo Waypoint's forum-goers in two minutes, I bet.
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Slowly we will get picked off by 343i mods.