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Pretty much, why would you want to go to heaven
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Heaven's boring and hell is sexual torture Purgatory master race
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Yeah, except if you enjoy it, it isn't hell.
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I prefer not to be burned alive .
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Screw Heaven, Hell's got freaking Mancubi!
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Heaven and heavy metal. Same root, heave. Therefore, Heaven is heavy metal. Heaven > Hell
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Lucifer was a good comic. Still prefer Sandman though.
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1. Different dimensions dedicated to human suffering or happiness is a selfish notion. 2. Why are satan and god always white? Do whites see this as a problem? Is there an Asian god out there for the Asian Christians? Or are all supreme deities just white people. 3. Suck my Kundalini
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Le impressive atheist meme, you are a good sir and a scholar Have an upsagan.
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I'd prefer to avoid this.
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Drugs? People use drugs for a plethora of reasons, usually to obtain some form of happiness. You know what hell isn't about, happiness. Sex? Yeah try having sex when demons or gobbling you up or stabbing you with pitchforks. Scientific Progress? What the duck?! I don't think petty human advances matter in the afterlife nor would they be applied. Rock and Roll? Never really thought rock and roll was strictly a "hell" thing. Lennon and Galileo? Assuming these two are in hell, what do you hope to accomplish if you meet them? Make small talk about the glories of music and mathematics while you are waiting to be pushed into the fire pits of eternal agony?
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So let me get this straight, you people are saying that god will let murderers and rapists into heaven as long as they confess their sins, but he will let those who choose not to believe in him, rot in hell for eternity, even if they were the most kind hearted generous people on earth? dat logic.
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Edited by Alucard: 6/25/2013 12:48:32 AM( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What the hell happened to this face?
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So if God puts Galileo in Heaven you'll be disappointed?
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Kill yourself
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Edited by BADMAGIK: 6/24/2013 7:02:21 PMConstant screaming, being tortured beyond all imagination and burned for all eternity is not something I want experience.
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>Hell >Not the shadow realm HEATHENS!! HEATHENS!
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Ummm. What are you trying to get at, OP?
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Edited by Psycho: 6/24/2013 7:49:11 PMI'm sorry, I'd still go to heaven. Where I'd ask God to let me bang a hologram of you eternally.
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Streets of Gold v. Rock n' Roll, intellectuals, philosophers, and artists? ...what a choice.
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Oh yes 'hell', using fear to gather followers..
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Seriously though, why would the devil torture you? You're one of his boys! He's going to like you! And let's compare the body counts: Devil: 10 God:>1,000,000 I think it's an easy pick.
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Meeting Lennon would be hell
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My heaven is Halo Wars after a bong hit kissing a big female booty. :|........................
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I'm starting to like you a little bit more.