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4/16/2013 6:12:58 AM
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Uses for a Mosin Nagant.

Congratulations on buying an 8 pound, 48 inch long multi-tool! The most versatile tool ever created, and you don't know what do to do with it. Well you came to the right place. I have a list of everything you would ever want to do with a Mosin Nagant and more! You can use it as a tent post! You can use it as a boat oar! You can use it to pole vault! You can use it to roast weenies with the convenient huge -blam!-ing screwdriver attachment*! You can use the Huge -blam!-ing screwdriver attachment to flip burgers from the comfort of your couch! You can use it as a Javelin! You can use it as a bludgeon! You can measure water depth with it! You can use it with the Huge -blam!-ing screwdriver attachment to make shishkabobs! You can put in your rafters and have a great pull up bar! You can use it as a walking stick! You can use it as a Boat Anchor! You can use it to light cigarettes! You can use it to spear fish with the big -blam!-ing screwdriver attachment then roast the fish with the massive fireball it blasts out! You can use it as an excuse to get a Russian coat, Cossack hat, and drink Vodka! Or you can be strange and actually use it to to shoot stuff with. But who honestly wants a Mosin for that? Only $119.99 plus tax! Visit a local dealer near you! *The bayonet is literally a flat head screwdriver. It was part of the tool suite that the rifle shipped with. It actually served a purpose other than to skewer Fascists.

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