Come with me on this journey: Imagine, if you will, that you and your friends that bogged down in an intense shootout with the Cabal on the red dunes of Mars. Things are looking grim: you're outnumbered, low on ammo, and there's not enough cover to escape from a hail of Cabal-flavoured bullets. Then, out in the distance, one of your friends shouts that he seems something... odd. Looking over yourself, you notice a dust cloud in the distance. Even the enemy AI was programmed to stop and stand in awe of this spectacle. Out in the distance, you make out a Pike. In short order, the rider drops from his iron steed - the sun silhouetting the stranger - and effortlessly dispatches the Cabal. You and your friends rise from your cover and get a good look at your saviour. He is a Bungie employee. He is wearing a giant, fuzzy, purple pimp hat.