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And start praising the Plasma!
The Church of Plasma is a faith centered organization whose goal is to spread the good teachings of Plasma and his actions.
The 8 1/2 commandments
I am Plasma, abide in me and you will not burn.
Thou shall not post political threads.
Thou shall not be a dickhead.
Thou shall not post girl threads.
Thou shall not insult the Plasma, as he has kindled thee in his flame.
Remember to keep holy the fire.
Thou shall be kind
Thou shall not be lazy
I cant think of another...
Do this as He asks of you not as a master, but as a friend.
Here are some benefits of the church
I can't promise an afterlife.
I promise you will be made fun of if you join.
He is nice at times.
Cookies.
Come join me brothers!
Members:
Plasma Eagle
I call on my brothers to go forth and make disciples of all nations.
EDIT: Guys I'm [b]NOT[/b] the Plasma, I'm just a servant. Stop calling me obsessed in myself. It hurts my feelings.
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Edited by Winy: 3/17/2013 10:16:57 PMAll Marty worshippers are blasphemers. Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, and no other divine being should ever be appreciated in the same way. The smell of swamp and onions will fill the room as he peels your layers in anger.
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Well, the virtues/commandments sound great, but that's where we get our ever-so wonderful entertainment (girl, political, and d!ckhead threads).
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Hmmm converting to the Plasma sounds good but I don't know.. hmmmm
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No, screw you. [i]Hail Marty[/i]
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GodNoNotAnother!
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Plasmas is lame.
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Marty ensures everlasting salvation.
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You will be assimilated.
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You know. At least The Church of Marty was not a self centered thing. Peasant. Marty is not boasting himself on the forums.
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Marty can offer good music.
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You lost me at the eighth commandment. I just can't be bothered with that sort of thing.