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10/12/2007 9:02:39 PM
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Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.
It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.
This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".
I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.
But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!
So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.
-[i]XMarvelManX[/i]
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LOL, I remember this post. LOL, still funny. HAha.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ziqeus cuz i can[/quote] Real old thread, can't believe you brought it back to the front page :0.[/quote]"cuz i can"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ziqeus cuz i can[/quote] Real old thread, can't believe you brought it back to the front page :0. [Edited on 11.03.2007 6:41 PM PDT]
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cuz i can
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best post evAr.
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My first time seeing it and I laughed pretty hard. I know this isn't the OP, but whoever did this first... you're awesome.
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brilliant. extremely brilliant.
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wow, just wow... i read it the normal unperverted way until i seen the posts below and well [b]WOW[/b]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Numb One [b][i][u]LMAO, I saved this thread awhile back, So I thought I would bump it back up because it needs to be read. Definitely THE most funniest thread Ive ever read on these forums...[/b][/i][/u][/quote] While I'm being somewhat of a hypocrite, you really shouldn't bump dead threads. [i]Especially[/i] threads that aren't original. The guy who posted this didn't write it. It's been going around the internet since Halo 3 came out, and it's getting old. The first time, yes, I laughed my face to the floor, but it's not necessary to bump. Seriously. :P
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] I know! Did this guy even mean to write the post like that! Lmafo!
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Rofl, funny as hell
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So you and your 'buddy' double-teamed a fictional character that appears in a video game. So, therefore.. the character is eliminated because 'it' is not real and you and your buddy are the only ones left. So i've concluded, that you had s3x with a guy.. well done. Click "Sign Out" @ the top right and don't come back.
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i think i've read your material in some not-need-mentioning magazine.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aeon Chronos7 It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated. But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -[i]XMarvelManX[/i][/quote] [url=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5490290945458887648&q=rvb+episode++bow+chicka+bow+wow&total=23&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2] Bow chicka bow wow (its rvb)[/url] wow dude that sounded really awkward, and you know the level isnt that hard if you just kill the arbiter player for his plasma rifles
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that was friggen tight...like the, well you know
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Best post evar
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Innuendotacular medal for Aeon.
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NICE!!!! This gave me a pretty good laugh....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZEROGREENCHIEF I lold[/quote]
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omg thanx man this is the funniest thing i read all day
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With all of this talk and complaining about the Recon Armor, maybe this will lighten things up just a [i]tad[/i] bit. Hope you enjoy...again.
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Dude! Call me next time!
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[b][i][u]LMAO, I saved this thread awhile back, So I thought I would bump it back up because it needs to be read. Definitely THE most funniest thread Ive ever read on these forums...[/b][/i][/u]
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wow how long did it take you to make this up?
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Blarg!
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That was absolutely brilliant..I wonder how many people had no clue what you were talking about, or people who arn't familiar with the term metaphor. I'll most certainly be looking out for more of your posts haha!
