It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.
This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".
I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.
But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!
So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.
-[i]XMarvelManX[/i]
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Little boys and their preoccupations with sex...idiot.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] roftllmao. yea it can
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Fanfic more likely.
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this woyuld rather be a novel. a hell of a -blam!- novel yes. good novel NOOOOOOO........... and so many more ooooos. the only part enjoyable in that was that you got pinned twice... HA HA HA
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You could write books, you know.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kain Wolf well i have to say congrats, cause either way, you beat a hard mission on legendary, or you had sex with a holographic A.I. construct... from the future... and who is very, very small... ... yeah[/quote] Its so easy, a caveman can do it....kinky?
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well i have to say congrats, cause either way, you beat a hard mission on legendary, or you had sex with a holographic A.I. construct... from the future... and who is very, very small... ... yeah
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When I first read it I didn't see the perverted side of it until I read some of the answering posts.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] i was about to say the same thing... sick minds think alike!!
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double post sorry [Edited on 10.15.2007 12:49 PM PDT]
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Call me a gutter dweller, but that post could be taken two different ways. [Edited on 10.15.2007 12:51 PM PDT]
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Nicely written. ~Isaiah
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Expertly executed. Cheers to you!
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Oh man good one.
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Thread saved.
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And just when I thought my mind was out of the gutter...lol. Nicely done.
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this is full of win
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I'm crying. That was hilarious.. >_> I agree, that level is hard.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftt thread = win[/quote]
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Awesome. Just pure awesome.
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thread = win
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hahaha that definatly made my day a whole lot brighter.
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I'm glad to hear you got the job done in the end. [Edited on 10.15.2007 11:30 AM PDT]
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noice
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Wow, so rarely do I get a good laugh from a thread on the forums. Excellent!
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Dude.......what...the...hell. thread saved. [Edited on 10.15.2007 11:26 AM PDT]