"if you ever want to see your bike again go out to the docks and in the boat yar shiver me timbers will be a suitcase full of an undisclosed amount of canadian money, use the 100 dollars in the suitcase to get a plane ticket to canada and exchange the money for dog food. Return to the U.S. city of chicago and leave the money in the closed down theater on eastern blv. you will be wathced"