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3/10/2005 10:03:28 PM
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My friend, the suicidal maniac. And his car.
Ok. Picture this. Your friend, a known manic depressive who seems unusually hyper today, invites you over for a some Halo 2 matches. You agree and get in his car, but you've hardly closed the door when he reverses onto the road, pedal pressed to the floor. He does a swerving skid that leaves long tyre marks on the road, then speeds off. It's dark, there's no traffic, and he's on third gear already. Jumping the traffic lights, he shifts up a gear. 60mph already. 65. 70. The car jumps as the gear goes up again. 80. 90. A single car passes, horn blaring as he swerves out of the way. Your friend then decides to start laughing and swerves the car across lanes repeatedly, making the radio jump. At least he slows down for the corner, scraping the curve at 60mph. Finally he reaches his house.
I STILL PWNED HIS ASS!!!
But seriously, this happened to me yesterday. All of it. Any experiences that put your life in danger, post it here.
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well me and my friend got a crazy idea of making his go-cart into a warthog, complete with a potato cannon on the back. We added a 15 HP motor, total HP 20. Well the cannon was mounted on the back, and he only place to stand if you were the gunner was the frame behind the motors. Well after taking the goveners off the motors to achieve highest speed possilbe, we took it for a ride around the neighborhood. Much to my shagrin, the brake had to fail [b] THAT [/b] day, and doing a good 60 MPH when to only thing you have to holdon to is a PVC pipe duct taped to a bar of metal and the grip of your shoes. My friend, being high on pixy sticks at the time (really, if you sniff them like crack, crazy -blam!-) decided that the best way to slow down is jerk the wheel back and forth. Well, it turns out that a very attractive girl from my school was watching, and she saw me vainly jump off the back of a speeding go-kart and try to regain balance. I hit the ground and immeadiatly tried to run as fast as i could, but it was in vain and i tripped, skidding a good 20 feet face down on assphalt. regardless, it was pretty fun, but my potato gun got ruined and i went to the hospital for some stiches. PS: I added in the part of the hot girl watching cause the minute i fell off and stopped skidding, she came rushing to my side, gotta love that female hospitality. ;)
