dont piss women off! they will kick you directly in the balls!! most of us already know this, but for anyone out there who is fortunate enough to not piss a girl off dont start now! you dont even wanna know what happens.
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good thing the meat tects the tatters one time this chick kicked me in the balls and she was like holy -blam!- is that your -blam!- trust me girls bathrooms are cleaner also this one time this dude was surfing and he bottomed out then he started screaming for help when my brother pulled him out of the watter he was pissing blood he had hit a rock and his left nut got torn off