It would be a well tempered yet rather sarcastic / condescending walrus with an affinity for video games.
That is all.
Edit:
You know it's true, don't deny it.
[Edited on 11.15.2012 12:54 AM PST]
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If the bungie.net community was a walrus, then I would be he as he as you are me and we are all together.