I got a real good one: So this penguin takes his car to the mecanic (dont ask me what kind of car, it was a penguin car) and the mecanic says: come back in 30 minutes. So, the penguin goes out for ice cream. His favorite kind is vanilla, so thats what he gets. BUT...having a beak, he cant eat ice cream well and he gets it all over his face. Later, he returns to the mecanic (to pick up his car). The mecanic slides out from under it on his trolley, notices the penguin and says: Looks like you blew a seal Budumchee.. (you know the sound effect I mean...)