Hey guys. Sorry it's taking so long; I got my half done and Rare is still working on his. Be patient with him, he had a nasty root canal... So here's a little something I wrote up a long time ago and just recently dug up: [i]And now, a Sideshow...[/i] [i]Cut to sweeping view of Galaxy[/i] Operator: Hello, thank you for calling 1-800 YOUAREALLOFYOUVERMIN, how many I help you today? Caller: Yes, I was wondering if I could get some help with extermination of a species… Operator: Of course, sir! Is the species you’re seeking to annihilate primitive, semi-advanced, advanced, or very advanced? Caller: Ummm… advanced. Operator: Alright. How many planets are they on? Caller: Just one, currently. Operator: Excellent! Is the planet small, mid-sized, large or extra large? Caller: Ehhh… mid-sized, I’d say. Operator: Very well. We have a number of genocide plans available for advanced, single mid-sized planet species. Before I send you over to the expert planners, would you like an intimidating speech, consulting on how to make a scary, ominous warship, or our custom manual on how to contain the all-consuming parasite that may be spreading like wildfire while you’re conducting your genocide? Caller: I think I have the ominous warship handled and if my genocide goes off well, I shouldn’t need to worry about the parasite, but I’ll take the intimidating speech! Operator: Good, good. I’ll go ahead and send you over to the speech writers now, where your custom concerns regarding intimidating speeches will be handled appropriately with professionalism. Caller: Yes, do hurry. Operator: Of course, sir, please hold… *Music begins playing* Caller: By the Rings, do they always have to play this annoying music?