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The Misadventures of Captain MacMillan (A Joint Fan-Fiction)
Hey, y'all. As the title suggests, this story is based around Captain MacMillan, who is "famous" for his role in Call of Duty 4. It is, however, largely focused on the Halo universe as well. This fan-fiction is going to be written by both myself and Uberdawg, who will likely have the first chapter up tonight. This prologue is simply a backstory for MacMillan. 'tis here:
[b]The Misadventures of Captain MacMillan[/b]
[i]Prologue[/i]
Who is Captain MacMillan? Where did he come from? How did his mere existence lead two Xbox Live gamers to write a piece of literature based around him? Those first two will be answered as we progress through this prologue. That third one- well, it’s not like we really had a choice. It’s Captain MacMillan!
Rumour once had it that MacMillan descended from Hercules (as were the Spartans of the Battle of Thermopylae, coincidentally). Others speculated that the man just simply created himself. However, after careful, scientific deduction, it has been proven that Captain MacMillan originated from radiated dog feces. And that does not make him any less human than the rest of us. Probably more so, come to think of it.
During his early years (if that's what you want to call them), MacMillan was raised by a pack of wolves within the abandoned city of Chernobyl. With their expertise, he became stealthy, cunning, and learned not only how to speak with a Scottish accent, but also how to wield an M21.
MacMillan loved his family. Every night, he would bring home the rabbits that he had hunted that afternoon, just to see the look on their faces (which, being wolves, was almost always the same). One morning, however, while MacMillan was fetching breakfast for his family, the entire pack was murdered by a boy and his father (why they were in Chernobyl to begin with is beyond me). It was but a mere two minutes later when they both heard the phrase, "Oi, suzy!" Neither the condition nor the whereabouts of these two are known.
MacMillan currently serves as an SAS (Special Air Service) officer.
[Edited on 03.29.2008 2:20 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Luke35120 Whos Dustin Echoes?[/quote] Chief: "Did anyone else make it?" Cortana: "Scanning. Just . . . Dustin Echoes. We are all that's--" Chief: "Well, GO BACK FOR HIM!" It got cut from the game, sadly. Bungie didn't have time to make a Saving Private Echoes mission. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deathinaitor So is the video series going to start off from this point, or going to go from the start, and then go from this point? Cause the thing is, you cant just end the series here, or there would be a riot of such magnitude and violence as Bungie.net has never seen. So...... keep up the good work. [/quote] Suzy will be resolved. Machinima issues will be resolved. This fanfic will be brought to a consummate, impeccable, plausible, believable, aesthetic, credible, solid, non-lackadaisical, pro-sequitor, tangible, far-reaching, engaging, non-Byzantine, unflappable, unshaking, foundationally stolid, moonbat-free (well, that one is debatable), concurable, streamlined, free-thinking, scientific, accurate, agreeable, panacaeic, amiable, excellent, perestroika-free, engaging, extraordinary, concurrent, uncurtailed, raw, painfully-ecstatic, amicable, jovial, fatwah-free, strong, pleasing, satisfactory, non-neophyte, prophetical, fame-hogging, cataphractoic, head-on, silver-lined, ideological, forward-thinking, out of the box, managerially and dictatorially impressive, grandiose, all-encompassing, epic, utterly gregarious [b]finale[/b]. And it will happen soon. You shall have my best shot at the above, I assure you. I'm going to be honest: things are very up in the air right now. Other than the fact that the fic will be brought to a satisfactory end and that the next chapter will come out soon, I can promise nothing else. [Edited on 07.04.2008 10:24 PM PDT]
